patlockley

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My favourite part about being 'brought to task' on twitter today is people's need to tell me "i don't know who you are". It's nice. I like it.

@LornaMCampbell @philbarker @wilm I don't use this account anymore (like at all) and I get notifications. One on repositories, the other on metadata

@Pgogy @DaniParadis @anne_theriault Supper is after tea if you have tea early (4 ish)

@DaniParadis @anne_theriault @patlockley Answer depends heavily and region and class. I'd say tea and dinner are the same, just posh people say dinner. Supper is even posher. I've never had tea while having tea

@DaniParadis @anne_theriault I'll reply rrom the guin

@anne_theriault @patlockley help

@sleslie @btopro Sorry not really using this account anymore

Daily offer - I have money set aside to pay a #wordpress developer to make a #haxtheweb plugin for wordpress. I will help the entire way and after it's produced I can maintain it but I need to understand how to make it initially.

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Penguin news update Bodie was born at 2am this morning. Everyone doing fine. Consider me sort of paternity leaved for a while :)

When tommy robinson and his ilk cry about how Britain has been ruined by Immigration/Islam/EU banana-regs etc why are they never asked “well why don’t you leave then??” #GMB

Don’t let your UCU pay ballot sit on the side, or in your bag. POST IT! Ballot closes on 19th Oct, so get it sent by 16th. ✊🏻

@patlockley nice fork

Manuscript revisions submitted. *sacrifices something to the Gods of peer review*

@patlockley *stabs self with fork*

@DavidPriceUCL Disagree. Just because other sectors have their problems (and do) HE should not hide behind them. And, as I'm quoted as saying, I think there are circumstances that can make HE particularly toxic

@ProfChalmers The thriller in Manilla (envelope)

@laurajroach @Jessicae13Eaton From a seat of higher education...... Quite

I am SO angry about this I can’t even think metro.co.uk/2018/09/27/gir…

Impressive that the University of Brighton doesn't understand periods exist, but guessing there's not a fucking league table for that metro.co.uk/2018/09/27/gir…

@AbiWilks @BeirutiBrit Fresh Prince did a joke on this, they went for 'heard you had a stroke'