Patrick McDonnell

@saniyafatma1278 Yes when he had a sore leg.

Human

@archivetvmus71 I never doubted you for a minute son.

Remembering John Laurie, born this day in 1897.

@Iromg No one was listening anyway.....

Oh do stop being such a killjoy

@Iromg Ask him to actually answer questions 🙄

Why don’t you fuck off now….

@antrojak Nothing pathetic in those feelings. Totally understandable. My dog died years ago still miss him. Take care.

I don't know whether it's because I'm older or because of other loss, but after having dogs for years, losing Dan has really broken me. Sorry to sound so pathetic

@gregkellyusa Not my cup of tea...

What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly

@Councillorsuzie @LindsayHoyle_MP Mmmmm Well Lindsay. What do you say to that?

Oh there is always a tweet! Now what do you say @LindsayHoyle_MP ?

@ToonDazza His mum.

You ring Morgan Morgan McSweeneys ‘stolen’ phone - who answers? Go……..

@LeeHarris Its a terrible reflection on @Keir_Starmer to week after week not answer simple questions. Of course most politicians can seek to avoid answering at times. His is off the scale. It makes him look weak and slippery.

🚨Father of the House Sir Edward Leigh raises a point of order about Keir Starmer NEVER answering questions at PMQs. Lindsay Hoyle says there is nothing he can do. NONSENSE! He can pause proceedings and ask Keir Starmer to answer, but he *never* does. ABSOLUTELY USELESS!

@A_J_Snowden I'll take no lectures from her after 14 years of Tory phone thefts.

So, bets on PMQs this week? Kemi: When did you find out Morgan McSweeneys phone had been stolen and what did you do to recover and secure the critical data on it? Starmer: We’ve announced a new breakfast club in Barnsley.

@CliveWismayer @centregoals @GraemeBailey He don't want no fancy Dans.

@centregoals @GraemeBailey Bring on Ian Holloway!

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Igor Tudor is set to LEAVE Tottenham by mutual consent. ⚪️👋 [@GraemeBailey]

@SkyNews Long overdue. All their fees should be on shown online and in their surgeries. I get the feeling they make them up as they go.

BREAKING: A price cap will be placed on pet prescriptions, the Competition and Markets Authority has announced Pet owners will pay a maximum of £21 for their first prescription and £12.50 for any other medicines 🔗 Read more trib.al/ooH4b0E

@fwtimini Then stub your toe on the bed.

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

@GBNEWS More money wasted.

Shabana Mahmood set to offer France extra £500 MILLION to stop the boats but demands 'more bang for our buck' gbnews.com/news/migrant-c…

@Dominos_UK No beer fridge.

tell a sad story in 3 words

@dineen20dineen Great.

Back in the days after a night out get chip pan and cook the chips

@kingkapoor72 Brave 🙄

A woman was just thrashed in front of others and her daughter because she dared to use her mobile phone in public

@KemiBadenoch I agree - but your lot were hardly straight.

This Government has a culture of cover-ups and a problem with the truth.

@RestoreBritain_ Excellent. The damage during this period was immense and still present today.

Six years on... Restore Britain would end the lockdown legacy.

@MbarkCherguia Used to be called twats.

can we start banning influencers from public spaces?