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@patrick_mwendwa

Software Developer/Engineer: Tech Stack: Python, JavaScript, CSS, React, MongoDB , MySQl~Man U fanatic.

nairobi-kenya Katılım Mayıs 2013
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@JoshOO1J The last time I checked the pics you had shared the house had a roof?
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Mwalimu Josh@JoshOO1J·
BTW, make sure you're in a chama or merry go round. My house is incomplete, and I know I need 200k for roofing. Leo chama is my turn around 50k. Then, ndegu I've 8+ bags. Each bag is 10k. So, for roofing, I already have 130k. I resigned from working for Oketch Salah, but if I hadn't, this project would be complete already. One of these days, I'll record a video giving you all math's on how to build a bungalow without a loan. My colleagues hawaamini nimejenga bill loan.
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𝙾𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛_𝙵𝚡
Kuna morio fulani alikuja Dm akalia hana capital but ako na skills. Nkamfund $100 on Monday. Saa hii nashangaa mbona sioni dp yake. Kumbe modafaka alizamisha account🤣🤣
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Andrew Kibe@kibeandy·
I am not a government blogger and evun if I was I wouldn’t be ashamed of it. You cannot shame the shameless. Whisky na malaya hawataki kujua pesa imetoka wapi
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The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays·
“A man sent me half a million shillings to invest in my dreams,” Radio presenter Mwalimu Rachael on her past relationships!
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OTWOMA THE BRAND🇰🇪@Isaac_Otwoma·
Senator Onyonka's children introduce themselves during the burial of his mother in Kisii County
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@Urunzii Healthcare system is a significant factor. Most Africans don't even know their blood group.
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@Lord_Mutuzo If they are married and the girl is 19, chances are they started dating akiwa underage.
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NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
Sarah Mtalii, Mkurugenzi mkuu – Bonfire: Nimejikubali kuwa ‘single mother.’ Niko soko sana. #NTVWikendi @MwakaFridah
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@MkenyaMzi Tame your cock mzee. Unashika your friend thighs on a bathrobe na unasema mnahangout.
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MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
That laptop is like 5 mins away from exploding
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@_MtuTano Swali bado inabaki ile moja, bibi wa murima ama bibi mlevi?
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5 People@_MtuTano·
Chapati mistress ako na 3 baby daddies na bado huyu mtu ako naye sahii hamtoshelezi?😂😂😂huwa mnajianika sana kwa hizi spaces mahn 😂😂😂
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@MkenyaMzi Boys you had hair. How did you loose it that fast.
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Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba |
Unie days were fun, on weekends I would deep in the forest at Salzburg, now I am an adult on Saturday I am still at the bank negotiating for a business overdraft. This life
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@John63681549 Working with a politician gives you access to great networks. Sharp boys can make a killing just from being close to a politician
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Eng.Kogi🔨@John63681549·
When i was starting my career,i was working for a politician who i signed deals worth 50million but he was paying me 15k like a hoe.
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Eng.Kogi🔨@John63681549·
My campus friend died and i didnt know😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@Josh001J Kiongozi dont vote 2027. So you could let the guy commit suicide than tell his family?
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Eric@amerix·
I have successfully moved my clinic to a new location. Since January it has been draining, stressful and tiresome. We scaled down services due to renovations. Services have now resumed. This is phase 1, wing 1 which is done. 4 more phases to go. #BetterTogether
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@abuyamasta So wewe vile unashinda apa app ikileta 920 mtu alipe thao why cant you do the same to your clients, double standards.
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Masta@abuyamasta·
Nilibeba Msichana from Sarit to Ruai, on our way akaniambia simu inazima nimpee namba anilipe, nikampea akaweka 940, kufika trip ikaleta 1020, nikamwonyesha nikamwambia aongeze iyo 80bob. Akasema atalipa akifika home. Knowing very well akienda sitawai lipwa izo pesa nilikataa nikamwambia ndio hii charger boost simu unilipe, akasema yake ni normal charger. But sasa akaanza kuteta mbona imeleta ivo na kwake ilikua 940, nikamjibu sijui but maybe ni vile nilikungoja sana ndio maana pesa iliongezeka. Akasema 80 bob ni kidogo atalipa tu baadae but kwa vile alikua ashaanza kusema hawezi ongezea kitu, nilikataa nikamwambia anilipe ndio aende. Ilibidi ame call baba yake na simu yangu akamtumia iyo balance. Msichana alitoka nje kama amegonganisha mlango akaenda. Anyway bora alikua ashanilipa mimi sina shida, imagine mafuta imepanda na mtu anakwambia 80bob ati ni kidogo.
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-Realmwendwa@patrick_mwendwa·
@eddiebutita Man is so daft, there is a difference in doing business na pesa ya gig ya siku moja.
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