Patrick Deters

If saying that a dude from your own party has a "death wish" because you think one of your supporters might kill him and calling his wife "coco chow" doesn't strike you as a fairly major breach of decorum, then I am skeptical you're really all that into the sanctity of flutes.

@therecount Rand Paul’s actions are shameful. My name is Charles Booker, I am a lifelong Kentuckian, proud husband, father, and the person who is going to retire Rand Paul this November. Please help me win this race by chipping in today: secure.actblue.com/donate/cb-soci…

And one more time in case you didn't hear: IT'S HEIST DAY! #Brooklyn99

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

Seen anything good on TV lately?

Pls point the way to Kentucky basketball Twitter

💡The goal of team members is not for everyone “to do what they are the best at”, but to do whatever it takes to accomplish common success. Because yes, it is possible to be super smart, hard-working, and still deliver a big disappointment for the user #agile #agileteams #agility

assert requirements == null assert feedback == Integer.MAX_VALUE

Vote for change. Vote for her.

@DevHarryC Let’s call the Ducatis a stretch goal

Just saw a 2020 V8 Tundra with just the right amount of Off Country and his/her Ducatis in the bed #lifegoals #ducati

I used to love @JimGaffigan ‘s comedy. I still do, but I used to too.

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

Outstanding

@DevHarryC For what reason does the developer seek recognition? To strike the last decision ...

The feels. #CleanCode @unclebobmartin

@DevHarryC "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." - Harry Dunne

Well, kinda.

@DevHarryC Ship it!