Leroy Jenkins

The gym is the new day club; if your wife or girlfriend is going to the gym alone, she’s probably getting hit on daily and more than likely getting smashed.

Delta Air Lines Airbus A330-323 returns safely to Sao Paulo Guarulhos International Airport after failure of its left engine shortly after departure. In a statement the airline said, "Delta Flight 104 from Sao Paulo to Atlanta returned to the airport shortly after takeoff on Sunday night after a mechanical problem with the aircraft's left engine. The Airbus A330-300 landed safely and was met by the airport firefighting team (ARFF), and the passengers were taken by bus to the terminal. The safety of our customers and crew is our highest priority. We apologize to our customers for this delay in their travels."

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Creatine. Magnesium. Vitamin D. Fish oil. That's the supplement stack; these are musts.

After reading the new uniform standards… black socks it is 🤦🏼‍♂️ But hey, on the bright side — exposed tattoos are now allowed. Behind the ears, back of the neck (credit-card size), hands, arms… the works. Because nothing screams “professional” like visible ink everywhere 😂. Oh yeah don’t forget to wear your Hat too 🤣

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