Ozarky

@JustineBateman He thinks his hand gestures project confidence because he’s unsure of what he’s saying.

Grifter Sign Language

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Wish I would have done this for few years when I was young.

This woman gives us a tour of her 350 square foot apartment in New York. She has done a great job in fixing it up. Looks nice. But, her rent? “We only pay 3175” is a crazy sentence. 🤯 How do people afford to live in New York? Are they all millionaires? NYC has truly convinced people that paying $4000/month for a literal freakin’ closet is reasonable. 😳 I don’t understand how people willingly live like this for that price, it’s not worth it, especially with no washer and dryer included. Why do people stay in New York? Why pay that outrageous amount? Don’t they know they can get a huge house elsewhere for those prices? What are we missing?

@kurtbardella @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ @TheWeekendMSNOW Same old story. Big money haul followed by Hollywood endorsements and a Willy Nelson concert and a 10 point loss

I can tell you as someone who lives in Dallas, Texas, something different is happening here on the ground. I'm seeing @jamestalarico signs in neighborhoods where you don't usually see people putting out signs supporting Democrats. #TXSEN @TeamTalaricoHQ @TheWeekendMSNOW

@adammocklerr We don’t give a shit about narratives.

They’re losing the narrative on the Iran war and they are scared.

@mazemoore She doesn’t even know the difference between broadcast and cable

As soon as these people are back in power, they will push for censorship again, just like they did during the Biden years. In the meantime, no matter how many assassination attempts there are, they'll keep claiming that there is no incitement of violence coming from the left.

@CortesSteve @LelandVittert @NewsNation @NewsNationOB 4. Gas prices down

How to recover momentum for the midterms? 1. Wrap up the war. Fast. 2. Acknowledge the real economic angst out there. 3. Deport like crazy! It's popular and will drive Real Wages way, way higher. My @LelandVittert hit on @NewsNation @NewsNationOB

@4thletterThe What’s its microbiome levels?

Massive coastal fissure. I’d probably fly right in there…🤣

@WesternLensman What’s the name of this podcast? Two drunks pontificating?

Jim Acosta whines that Scott Jennings should be fired — says Jennings is an example of the "MAGA state TV world that is emerging in America." You can’t make it up.

@alexchristy17 And that's why he does it. No waiting at all the restuarants in LA

Meryl Streep had some profusive praise for Jimmy Kimmel, "You're a prince. You are a Knight Templar. You are carrying the banner of freedom of the press." (1/2)

@RaheemKassam There is still some funny stuff/comments and it’s still valid for real time reports but it’s still clogged with bot and ghost banning. Everything has to be WOW or BREAKING.

It’s easy to forgot how fun Twitter was in its very early days. I don’t mean the ban heavy days of 2016-2021. I mean the 2009-2015 sweet spot, when we were all just fascinated with live updates from around the world, and few were incentivised to post B.S. for clickbait.

@seanmdav You are correct and it will determine the midterms.

My favorite low IQ cope response to this is some variation of, “LOL idiot you must live in Commiefornira,” as if the technology to look up gas prices nationwide or see the nationwide average is somehow too advanced to exist. Gas prices are HIGH right now, and it sucks. Acknowledge reality. Demand fixes. Denying reality is what stupid braindead libs do.

@calleymeans @BGOV The blob wins again.

@BGOV Bill Cassidy was the ringleader of this operation and exerted significant pressure on other senators.

Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) said hours after President Donald Trump pulledhis surgeon general nominee Thursday that the White House was aware the wellness influencer didn’t have sufficient congressional support. news.bgov.com/bloomberg-gove…

@RaheemKassam @AndrewKolvet He’ll name it Trump ballroom

@AndrewKolvet Last Sept:

What a great idea. Would love to help make this happen.

@DoctorLemma Was there yesterday

There is a hotel in the southern United States that employs a man whose official job title is Duckmaster. The position exists nowhere else in the world. Twice a day he puts on a red and gold uniform, takes the elevator up to the rooftop, and walks five ducks down to the lobby. They march across a red carpet to a marble fountain in front of the guests, then swim there until evening. The tradition started in 1933 when the hotel’s manager came back from a duck hunting trip with too much whiskey in him and dumped his live decoys in the lobby fountain as a prank. Guests loved it. A few years later, a former circus animal trainer working as a bellman at the hotel volunteered to look after the ducks and taught them to march. The hotel gave him the title of Duckmaster. He kept the job for 50 years. The ducks now live on the rooftop in a marble palace that cost the hotel $200,000 to build, with their own miniature replica of the hotel inside. The hotel’s French restaurant has refused to serve duck on the menu since 1981.

@Polymarket This poll has James Talarico 😵‍💫🤣

BREAKING: Kamala Harris's odds have quadrupled in the 2028 Presidential Nominee race. 8% chance.

@MarcoFoster_ He’ll probably go there next week just cause….

Fran Lebowitz: “The thing that makes New Yorkers the angriest about Trump is other people think he’s a New Yorker. New Yorkers don’t think that, we never thought that. He never wins New York. He never even comes here because he’s so hated. He’s afraid of New York, as he should be”

@redsteeze @PatrickRuffini

Things are getting to a point where you begin to wonder if there’s an opening for a radical anti-partisan in 2028–and maybe even a third party performance rivaling Ross Perot.

@Richard_Harambe @TMZ

@TMZ There was a 2nd farter on the assy knoll

Exclusive: Viral Sydney Sweeney "Euphoria" on-set fart video clip isn't real. Read more: tmz.me/S6y5yTi

@MrAndyNgo And @Savsays is his lawyer

These court sketches of attempted assassin suspect Cole Allen do not look like him.

@RaheemKassam That alone should get him 15 years

Did this fucking dork tuck his tie into his trousers?