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@4thOfJuly365 Yes, I was a mierical whip guy. I do different mayonaise for different things, but dukes is worth it. I just tried it back in August and I'm on my 3rd Jar.

I've always been a Hellmann's guy, but I keep hearing about Duke's Mayo. Never tried it. Is it worth the switch?

@Oldtimers365 I'm sitting at the computer.

Alright everyone can pack it up for this year’s graduation commencement speeches because Eric Church gave the best one I’ve ever heard. 🔥

I'm going to try this parasite foot soak! Just got my borax today 🪱 Directions: Add ½ cup Borax to a basin Add ½ cup Sea Salt (or Epsom salt) Add ¼ cup Baking Soda Add 3 tablespoons Hydrogen Peroxide Fill with hot water Soak your feet (or whole body in a bath) for 20–30 minutes. Happy parasite hunting! Who else has tried it?

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I'm the guy that puts those stickers and license plate frames on new and used cars. Because they pay me too. I bought 13 cars from them before I worked there and made them take it off all of them.

This woman doesn’t want the car dealership’s logo on her car that she just bought from them. She takes a heat gun and removes the logo. I thought it was just me that it drives crazy but apparently not. If people are going to be driving around advertising for a dealership, shouldn’t the dealership pay you? 💯 Many said they won’t leave the dealership unless they remove it. Also, don’t want the dealership license player frame either. Does the car dealership logo bother you? Have you ever given it much thought? Or, do you think people like that are being ridiculous?

The $4 "White Gold" That Replaces Laundry Detergent Forever ​The big detergent brands have a secret they don’t want you to know: You’re paying for 97% water and additives. Stop buying the blue goop and start making "White Gold." ​This isn't just a DIY hack; it’s a chemical masterclass in cleaning. This simple formula is powerful enough to lift proteins and oils, yet costs less than $4 to make a year's supply (roughly 300 loads!). ​Why It Works (The Science) ​This mixture uses a three-pronged attack on dirt: ​Surfactant: Breaks surface tension so water can actually penetrate fibers. ​Water Softener: Neutralizes hard water minerals (calcium/magnesium) that make clothes feel stiff. ​Alkaline Catalyst: Creates a pH spike (around pH 11) to lift grease and grime instantly. ​The "White Gold" Recipe ​Forget the expensive pods. Here is the exact breakdown to fill a 5-gallon orange bucket: ​1 Bar of Castile Soap (Dr. Bronner’s or Kirk’s - grates into roughly 1 cup). ​1 Full Cup of Washing Soda (Sodium Carbonate). ​1 Full Cup of Borax. ​Hot Water. ​Step-by-Step Instructions ​Grate & Melt: Grate your bar soap into a saucepan with some water. Heat and stir until it’s a smooth liquid. ​The Bucket: Fill an orange 5-gallon bucket halfway with hot water. ​Combine: Pour your melted soap mixture into the bucket. Add 1 cup of Washing Soda and 1 cup of Borax. ​Stir: Stir slowly with a wooden spoon for 2 minutes. ​The Phase Change: You’ll feel the texture change as the chemistry kicks in. Fill the rest of the bucket with water, cover it, and let it sit overnight (8–12 hours). ​By morning, it will have transformed into a thick, concentrated gel—The White Gold. ​"One bucket = 300 loads. That is a full year of laundry for a family of four for less than the price of a coffee." ​Stop letting giant corporations drain your wallet. Better for your clothes, better for your skin, and way better for your bank account.

🍓☠️⚠️Exposr scans are recorded in USA Driscoll’s conventional strawberries were just tested by an EPA-certified lab for 500+ pesticides. They found residues of 12 different pesticides at levels prohibited in the EU, Taiwan, Chile, Korea, and Russia. 👀 8 of those pesticides are classified as PFAS—forever chemicals that never break down in your body. 🚫 They were previously recalled for exceeding maximum pesticide residual limits for etoxazole, a chemical linked to liver damage, bone density loss, and endocrine disruption. 🤬 Driscoll’s headquarters is in Santa Cruz County, California—which has the second-highest pediatric cancer rate in the state, 38% above the California average. 📈⬆️ Over 2 million pounds of pesticides are applied annually in the surrounding school district area alone. Driscoll’s also uses 1,3-D—it’s a soil fumigant officially listed as a carcinogen. Pass the shortcake? 🍰🤔

So you’re telling me that the guy promoting the jab during the Plandemic, is the same guy that posted the vid on the cruise ship with the Hanta virus?

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@SusieM414141 I'd rather have 165 boxes of 1 pool noodle, than 165 boxes of 70lb Chewy boxes..... Fuck Chewy

This man ordered 165 pool noodles from Walmart. When they arrived through FedEx, there was a little surprise. They had been individually boxed. You just know that Walmart employee is paid by the hour. 😆😆 And the FedEx driver got to unload an entire truck in one place, and they weren’t heavy.

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How many colors do you see???? i see 4

@TheEXECUTlONER_ She just wants to knock one out with the shower nozzle on full jet mode and doesn't want hubby to see her do it.

This woman has a beautiful house and beautiful bathroom. But, she has no bathroom door and no shower door. 🤯 She says she at least needs a shower door. Her husband disagrees. I say she needs a shower door and a bathroom door too. 💯 Have you ever seen a bathroom like this? (it’s pretty big!) Wouldn’t you want doors and some privacy though?

@layxsnv Couldn't you just use Buttermilk and skip the milk and butter? 1 ingredient vs 2? However, the correct answer is B

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

I hate to say it but yup. That is Michael Jackson.

@_josephine0_ Knowing she could watch me eat it... more of a turn on..

You come downstairs at 3 am and see your girlfriend's friend like this wyd?

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@cutiieepie6 Would you rather have $10 in Quarters.... or nothing?......... Thats what I thought...... now shut the fuck up.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@ohhanxiety A mouth cover

Girls, be quiet Men, what is this

@CommanderEagle Just except the fact your retarted, and they will give you government assistance, and you will be happy and live off the system the rest of your life. What the fuck is equivilate? I Bet, you can pronounce Section 8, Food Stamps, & I didn't get my check correctly. Say ASK?

Harvard-bound mathematical prodigy
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