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lys 🍄✨🌻🌿
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Dont flirt with me . my box is trash, im scared of my body, my head game is ok, i get body cramps in any exciting position, i dont like taking my shirt off, im a pillow princess, my rack sags, i bite, my nudes are mid, im easy, my ass is flat, and i make zero moves
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@raven__darkness i feel guilty if i let my 2 year old have a single bite of a french fry i can’t imagine feeding my child like this omfg 😭
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que alguien la denuncie a esta hija de puta
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the evil bisexual manipulator yall think nate jacobs is
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Which show do you prefer: Skins or Euphoria?
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@lucestenues @PeninsulaBoy217 @janesue821 holy shit i did the same thing 😭 thankfully my baby sitter was right there and pulled me out of the water
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@PeninsulaBoy217 @janesue821 Me recuerda cuando tuve la brillante idea de ponerme flotadores en los tobillos (de los que se ponen en cada brazo) para "poder caminar sobre el agua"...
Descubrí de una forma terrible que no se puede y mis padres nunca lo supieron. Fue un milagro haber sobrevivido eso
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I know of two children who died in freak accidents that were so random nothing short of keeping them in locked, padded rooms their entire childhoods would have prevented their deaths. I think about them more than I should and wonder how much matters.
mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶@mrsdobbins_
Every parent has had certain lived experiences that cause them to be hyperactive about a niche danger. Maybe because of something you experienced, your parents/grandparents experienced, or your career taught you. Except now as a parent, you are exposed to the niche danger fears of nearly everyone in the entire world. You will scroll social media and see 80 different ways your child can die or harm themselves or set themselves back. “As a nutritionist, here are 6 foods I would NEVER let my child eat” “as a speech language pathologist, here are 3 signs that your child is behind” “as an ER doctor of 15 years, here are the top 10 things I would never let my child play with” “my nephew drowned, here’s what I learned about outdoor safety” and that’s all in 35 seconds worth of clips. Pretty wild.
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@deaddoubt wdym 10 years i remember when you posted these … im scared
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happy 10th birthday misadventures 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
State of the Scene@SOTSPodcast
Pierce The Veil released Misadventures on this day a decade ago.
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its leftist to not want ur future husband to jerk off to another womans body while in a relationship with u in 2026
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my mom told me she almost named me Roxy how tf did we land on ALYSSA. i could’ve been so cool
Solstice 🛸@Sk8erboikermit
What was your guys "almost" names? My mum almost called me sapphire
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@mayohiga1 i could listen to MY newborn crying no problem. but toddler whining is miserable.
listening to anyone else’s children cry or whine is 100000% worse. for some reason when it’s your own kid it’s just like monkey instincts 😭 you just wanna fix the problem and it didn’t bother me
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“dad-mom” and it’s just a parent doing what a parent is supposed to do?!? why the fuck would a man be here
but if we uttered ANYTHING about single mothers on father’s day smh
🍂@Lovandfear
Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there.🤗🩷
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what does eating pineapple, a personal bidet and a butt massage have in common? youtu.be/vt1liGFCmv4 Testing Products That Promise to “Change Your Life"
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You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!
favorite_babyy@_favorite_ada
Benefits of living alone?
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