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The end of incredible era. 💙
A Chelsea career that will be remembered forever. 🫡
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@patsystone171
Eat, sleep, Chelsea, repeat. #ProudtobeNHS
Bournemouth, England Katılım Nisan 2015
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Happy birthday to former #ChelseaFC keeper Thibaut Courtois
Thibaut made 154 first-team appearances for #CFC between 2014-18
See his profile here: buff.ly/v4ImOrd
#CFCHeritage #OTD #OnThisDay
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This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10
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Liam leaves him out of the team as a "punishment". What happens later... 💙⚽️💙
Chelsea FC@ChelseaFC
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"A knee-slide in front of Leeds supporters was right out of his shithousery textbook. In the modern era of robotic, media-trained footballers to within an inch of their lives, we should be celebrating a nuisance throwback like Enzo Fernandez."
(@PeteHall86 via @TheiPaper)
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@Londonforplay @fesshole Maybe he persuaded her to sign as guarantor?
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Two years ago, my older brother suddenly moved abroad "for a fresh start" without telling anyone, and left all of his stuff plus some debts on our chronically-ill mother. I went through his things and sold his prized pokemon card collection to help. He doesn't know yet.
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@fesshole He was actually in the house whilst you were shitting in the kitchen sink? Fucking gross at any time but where's the respect (for yourself and for him)? 🤢
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Had a new bath being fitted the day after a night out. Had to evacuate it all, to avoid gassing his workplace, decided to use the kitchen sink. After finishing squishing it down the drain, he walked in to make a brew, clearly noticed the stench. Blamed the dog, but he knows
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The weirdest thing about being a minor celebrity is the number of people who suddenly wants to be your friend. I'm the same mostly boring person I've been for decades, but fame seems to flick a switch in peoples brains. I've gone from maybe six party invites a year to two a week.
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Beautiful 💖
WeRateDogs@dog_rates
This is Molly. She was finally found a week after her human fell down a 180-foot waterfall while hiking together in New Zealand. Her human was badly injured and rescued by helicopter, but Molly was missing. A week later, Molly was found at the base of the waterfall and reunited with her human. 14/10
Poole, England 🇬🇧 English
@fesshole Agatha Bitchtie
(sorry, that was the best dog/mystery pun I could come up with)
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@fesshole I'm really glad that I don't understand one word of this.
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@fesshole Chuck some plastic eggs and bunnies on it - voila! Easter tree
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I told my out-of-town friend that we couldn't hang out in my apartment because I'd just done laundry and hung it over all the seating. This isn't completely false-- I do have a bunch of underwear out to dry-- but more importantly, my Christmas tree is still up.
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@Born2winalwayz @fesshole Means she was a dirty lazy bitch
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