Operation PBFail

Chuds when woman screams during a crisis: “women ☕️ yeah that screaming is helping 🙄” Chuds when woman doesn’t do that:

“Friday I’m in love” but every day of the week is “heart attack”

@poisonjr He actually overslept a lot :\

Why. Why was it fast

“…if you will” bitch I won’t

Sometimes you meet someone and it immediately becomes clear they never left the tutorial area, psychologically speaking

@AdvAmanLive @LeadingReport Yeah obviously fake image, but the idea at least is that such aliens would be our ancestors and/or guided our evolution. Or idk, it turns out that biped humanoids are the peak vessel for life as we recognize it

@LeadingReport you should have used better prompt lol it will be hard impossible for any civilization in the universe to evolve into the same body shape as humans because evolution is very complex, the the alien in the image capture with trump seen having similar legs and body as humans

President Trump posts image of him walking with an alien.

@its_de_urn @NiceMangos

@NiceMangos Leftists pretending not to understand. Mandami is so mad right now. He was like, “No bagels in Central Park. Especially being eaten by right wing gay grifter.” And Dave is totally owning him. Mandami has steam coming out of ears making a train horn sound.

What is this meant to be showing?

How does Toyota dominate pickups and Honda just has their midsize SUV with the third row torn out?

@ChrisOrFred @astratuatha Mind wipe on the Rhode Island Express 👨🏻‍🦲

@astratuatha @patthew “the providence train” yeah you’d have to knock me out cold to get me on that Rhode Island express

hitman 3 has this sinister ass poster that's implying fucking people died on a skylab mission???

@astratuatha Ahhh ya I can picture it now. I actually liked that mission tbh, I know it wasn’t popular. Fun going from a hospital gown to decked out in SWAT gear in a matter of minutes, all to poke Spoiler Man with the Spoiler Juice

@patthew It is the final mission in the main story. I don’t remember the exact name but it takes place on a train. It’s after Diana drugs 47 and he wakes up on the providence train

@DiscussingFilm Oh that's gore of my comfort character. People feel the need to create gore of my comfort character because they hate him so much

Grogu with his skin taken off. (Source: youtu.be/pX74MJjqB4k?si…)

@annamlulis I think most people aren’t allowed to do this

Normalize this. @elonmusk is the richest man in the world, yet consistently lives out his pro-child beliefs by bringing his own children into his daily work. He is walking around Beijing China with his son Lil X Kids aren’t burdens—they’re the future.

@KFILE @Bencjacobs Most surprising part of this is Rand’s son having a normal name, William, and not like Rearden-Roark or some shit

Rand Paul’s son has been banned from Tune Inn

Just got permabanned on Reddit for commenting “haha guess I’ll walk off a bridge” on a post about someone’s $450k salary

Apple’s mood playlists are nice but there’s no station for “irrationally pissed”

@tonyhawktruther I take no pleasure in pointing this out but one could argue that factory farming was also invented by “whites.” So I guess it’s a toss up between that and cow jazz

@ProudSocialist Desperately need to hear Trump attempting to say Thucydides Trap

Xi Jinping is putting on a clinic: “The whole world is watching our meeting. The International situation is turbulent. The world is at a new crossroads: Can China and the US overcome the Thucydides Trap and create a new paradigm to meet global challenges together.” The Thucydides Trap is the structural tension that occurs when a rapidly rising power (China) threatens to displace an established ruling power that is in decline (US). By mentioning the Thucydides trap, Xi Jinping is signaling that China is the new leader of the free world and what’s remarkable is, unlike the U.S., China achieved this without dropping bombs, waging endless wars, or spending $1 trillion a year on its military. Instead China became the leader of the free world by investing in its people with housing, education, health care, and the best modern infrastructure in the world, and investing in its neighbor countries through its Belt and Road Initiative, which has funded ports, railways, and energy networks across the Global South. The US became a “superpower” through endless wars, corruption, and selling out its own people to the billionaire class while China became a superpower and surpassed the US by building trade and relations with the world and investing in its people instead of wars. Americans would be wise to take note and then change our corrupt government.

@aziz0nomics @pmarca Yeah and the cartoon was right, now we are all driven mad and tormented by the Light Skullb

Today, nobody is against electricity, or electrification. But the anti-data centre backlash we are seeing today has a precedent: the anti-electricity backlash of the early 1900s. They thought electricity would lead to horrible things. Here's a propaganda cartoon from then:

“They want us to say MAPS instead of pedophile” - person who says “PDFs”