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@FelonyKirby @HaterReport Roll Tide Looking forward to DeBoer’s annual beating of your Dawgs in a few months my dude!

@HaterReport Hot take: Stetson is just as good of a QB If Simpson was elite, he would have started over Milroe. He didn’t show anything this year that warrants the high pick. Average arm strength. Struggled under pressure in SECCG/Rose Bowl.

Ty Simpson on the phone crying his eyes out: “Let’s go make history coach” Sean McVay: “Yeah, no and aye, enjoy this night man” 😭💀 McVay was PISSED

Alabama has produced a first-round draft pick in 18 straight years and Ohio State in 11 straight years. Nobody else is in double figures.

@howie_schlong @TomPelissero @gmfb @nflnetwork ^ Casual Also I have an office (but I do love ribs)

@pattonsmith @TomPelissero @gmfb @nflnetwork it's a game where they throw balls to eachother on grass. get back to your cubicle and shut the fuck up.

Inside the Rams’ selection of QB Ty Simpson at No. 13 overall — a pick months in the making. @gmfb @nflnetwork

Mad Men (2007–2015) is just operating on another level.

@offbeatorbit And when I say “art direction” I’m throwing in costume, cinematography, set design, actual set dressing/art direction. All of it. Visually stunning show.

@offbeatorbit MAD MEN my forever 🐐 The art direction is not only fanatically accurate, it’s gorgeous. It feels like watching a moving painting. That characters and acting, top notch. Breakthrough cast. Best dialogue I have ever heard. Everything is so subtle. So poignant. Endless rewatch.

It’s crazy how Mad Men really is the greatest show of all time

@Cinemark My kids are gonna demand that Baby Yoda popcorn bucket (And they will be successful)

In case you wanted a closer look at our Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu merch coming soon to theatres! 🍿

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

@ReportBulldawg @Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @elijahhaven05 BRO RECRUITING FOR BAMA 😭😭

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @elijahhaven05 Come to Georgia and get developed by Mike Bobo!

NEWS: Five-Star QB Elijah Haven will choose between Alabama and Georgia on April 25th, he tells me for @Rivals 
 The 6’5 215 QB totaled 4,714 yards and 73 TDs this season (Louisiana state record) He’s the No. 1 QB in the 2027 Rivals Industry Rankings

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LMAOOOOO

@BarstoolPhilly Clearly he has never watched Star Wars

It’s Bedlam at the Bank

Source: Will Anderson is signing a three-year $150 million extension that makes him the highest paid non-quarterback in NFL history. The deal includes $134 million guaranteed.

To seal the game against Georgia, Alabama called a Bluff Sprint Out to the field before reversing course into the Boundary and hitting the RB in the flats 🎯 Jon Gruden & Ty Simpson break it down ✍🏼

Kids today cannot comprehend what an absolute chokehold this had on millennials growing up.

11 years ago Nike released the best sports ad ever. “Ripple”. Rory watched Tiger growing up and believed he would join him one day as a golf legend. Somehow he did it. Congrats to Rory on his second Masters and Green Jacket. Now the best European golfer ever.

@TheRealCruzOx Wasn’t there! Spring Break. We thinking Keelon is the guy?? That would be amazing.

Get ready to learn Russell to Morgan

Both JD Vance and Marco Rubio are quietly pushing Trump for Hegseth to be removed. Mike Johnson has also expressed concerns with Hegseth. With Trump looking for a scapegoat for the disaster in Iran, will it be Pentagon Pete?

"How does Dianna Russini always have the inside scoop on Mike Vrabel’s teams?"