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James Comet Chavez
Alfie was Alfred Spotlight Chavez
soup🍓@thrluv
what’s your cat’s full legal government name??
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Btw the reason u view women’s surnames as indicators of what man she “belongs” to but don’t apply the same logic to the husband, who also inherited his surname from his dad, is bc ur a misogynist who can’t conceptualize a woman’s existence outside of her relation to men!
m@harrowthefirst1
@JakeLandauTO *wokely* I prefer my women to be known as belonging to their fathers, not their husbands
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The most innocent dude there was actually Chicago Cubs legend Alex Bregman.
SleeperAstros@SleeperAstros
Former Astros Manager Dusty Baker spoke on Jose Altuve and the Astros cheating scandal, via the @allthesmokeprod “You know the guy who took the brunt of it was really Jose Altuve, and he was really the most innocent dude there. That really affected me, how he was treated and he didn’t deserve it.”
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whiny little punk lmao
Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_
Dalton Rushing broke one bat over his knee and hit himself in the helmet with another
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wait until you learn what Gage Workman’s middle name is
Guardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxing
Do these not all sound like fake names
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As a fan of the Cubs, who made the cap shuffle harder: you will regret it if it happens.
Matt 4 toes@DevinBushsACL
Cap shuffle needs to be harder. Not intellectually stimulating for high functioning individuals like myself.
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I was hoping it’d be The X-Files tbh
Time Capsule Tales@timecaptales
Perhaps the most epic crossover in TV history, 1997.
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