Paul Mummery

Safe to say Liam disagreed with my opinion

@UTDKara Dalot’s full name is Jose Diogo Dalot, so wrongo.

Name one Manchester United player without Letter “E” in their Full name Very Hard

@Reverend_Makers Have to make do with Bearded Theory and Godney this year then - can’t be greedy 😂

MASSIVE NEWS We are going on TOUR Presale starts Thursday Whose coming ?????? Show me some love

@racingblogger He’s Jonah again 😂

45 minutes away from winning our first Premier League title in 22 years. We are watching HISTORY happen.

@gazcol Literally didn’t say being third is massive. Said beating Chelsea in their own back yard is massive.

Nothing against Carrick, he’s a good man but if he thinks that game was massive, especially after the career he had at United as a player, then he shouldn’t be anywhere near the job Imagine the likes of Fergie, Mourinho, Ancelotti, Guardiola, Enrique saying being 3rd is massive

Garnacho will show Man Utd what they’re missing out on today

@UtdMaI ArsenalTV

I still don’t understand how United fans genuinely think City winning the league is a better outcome than Arsenal winning it 💀

@EPLBible 😂😂😂

The most blatant red card you’re ever likely to see. 🤦‍♂️

@AmarLeon001 @NOlivier17 @grok Must be full retard if you need to ask.

•“But why jump there in the first place? 😭

@Goosey30111568 It’s not though is it?

Benefits Scroungers are being offered discounted prices to tourist attractions. While working people can't afford to go. Once again, this is funded by the tax payer.

@Will_BCAFC_ Shut up you dullard.

Can this gimmick end please

@JohnnyPaxil @RCGT4_ Worst take ever. Fucking retard.

@RCGT4_ Well these probably see the frigging Muslim c*nts taking over their country, doing whatever they want, and then think they can too. Or they’ve got no future to look towards. Who knows? Either way, Britain and Ireland are lost.

Fkn little tramps about time we see someone sticking up against feral little cunts

@ResolvePage Fuck off scammer

@OntheBeachUK You emailed us last week to say that our @SunExpress flights had been cancelled and you’d be in touch. Not heard a thing since and we are supposed to fly on the 21st. We’ve organised trains, kennels and annual leave so need to know asap.

@gibraltarfx @iamtomskinner Pretty sure he’s buying the drink, not making (or naming it).

@paul_mummery @iamtomskinner Yes you can, but what sort of mug would you be to tip French champagne that would cost a minimum of €40 a bottle into Sangria that you can buy in a Spanish supermarket for €2 a litre.

Good morning you beautiful people! Getting to watch the sunrise on this beautiful island whilst I sweat out all the champagne sangre I drank last night. Wishing you all a wonderful Wednesday. Keep on smashing it. Absolutely can’t wait to get to that all you can eat breakfast buffet shortly. Bosh❤️

@gibraltarfx @iamtomskinner Because you can’t get champagne anywhere else in the world other than France. Biff.

@iamtomskinner I think you mean sangria mate. And the only thing called champagne is produced in northern France, what you will be tipping in it is Spanish cava.

@sophielouisecc You’d think with all those extra fingers that counting would be a strength of yours.

Many of us are at work today on a bank holiday, knowing full well that people on benefits have just got a bonus of £6000. I would have to work around 500 hours to get an extra 6k - they don’t have to do anything Why do we even bother

@Samanth43010302 Absolute bullshit.

'Richard III' was released on this day in 1997, Supergrass' highest charting single in the UK along with 'Alright'!

@ShiiineOn_ @Happy_Mondays @mileshuntTWS @mrjimBob @HARD_FI @FeederHQ @TheBluetones @inspiralsband @the_twang @TheSoupDragons @dubstarUK What an absolute belter

IT'S HERE 🙌 The SHiiiNE ON MINEHEAD 2026 Line up is HUGE 😍 It's not just a weekend. It's a community. A family. Tickets 🎟 shiiineon.com NCB10 code for discount 👌 November cannot come soon enough 😍

🚨 BREAKING: Easter egg prices slashed by nearly half at supermarkets including Morrisons. This comes after social media backlash over packaging missing the word “Easter”. The people refuse to let their culture be erased.