Paul Metcalfe

another day, another track. experimenting with a sax lead melody.

@AmbJapanUK Thank you sir 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Happy St George's Day!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹

Tree branch of Damocles

Found in my local supermarket (England) When did @MrBeast start a jerky collab??? Will report back on taste.

@aswren Beautiful story 🤘

I actually got jumped on that road once, kind of a funny story. Had a few pints and walked out and up it, and about 5-6 masked yoofs follow and surrounded me. All the others were behind me but one guy got in my face and asked me if I had the time. I told him to fuck off and then he asked me where I was from and I said ‘manchester’. Manchester surprised him and he took his eyes off me so I threw a hook & landed it really clean, guy folded like a chair. Obviously I’m not John wick and can’t stand and bang with 5 guys so I immediately run for the road but get tripped up & take a few kicks before a car comes around the corner and they all run off. At the time I was working for the NCA, DV security clearance & all that stuff, so when I reported it the police had to interview me. Police officer at one point asks me how it had impacted me mentally and I told him I’ve never felt better. I was a 28 year old sedentary data analyst that hadn’t been to boxing practice in a decade and still managed to lay a guy out and then got a massive adrenaline rush. Told him I don’t think I’ve ever felt better in my life. Officer closed his little notebook, looked me dead seriously in the eye and said ‘yeah I’m not gonna write that down’

Of all the pubs in the country they chose my old local, what are the chances

@RichardGCorbett First class trolling. Well played 😂

The world faces economic turmoil caused by Trump. Climate change threatens the future of the planet. Putin threatens European security. The UK has extra problems caused by Brexit Yet, British media & politics is obsessed about a stupid ambassador appointment 2 years ago…

@danielkempe @MattCas04807118 Lol 😆

@MattCas04807118 How’d they get that on a dinghy?

London is changing! 😳

@TimurNegru No. But if we have to go eco friendly and have electric I’d rather they were in something that looks like this than the characterless cars of today.

@paulmetcalfe Do you think the nowadays engines are better than the one on this car?

I know electric is the future but guys..

@rachcorrine You’ve just described my dog walk

STAY IN YOUR LANE. Blinders. On. Double. Down. Never let them see your next move. When they swivel you swerve. Bamboozle them with your creativity. With your positivity. Who gives a f*ck. Being happy is hot. No one likes a little bitch. Don’t explain. Never complain. Go left then make a hard right. Keep running till you’ve got to walk. Walk till you’ve got to crawl. Just don’t stop. Anyone who’s talking down on you is already behind you. Wish them well. Do not look back.

@TheScholar44 @aswren Damn need to get my cleaning degree.

@aswren That's not what is going to happen you total idiot The CEO will still be paid 5 million, but now all cleaners and floor staff will get paid 500k You must be stupid stupid stupid to not realise that is how it will work.

Imagine having the stress and responsibility of running an organisation that employs 400,000 people and some loser with a free flat and taxpayer funded car says you should be happy to do it for £100k a year so they have more money to spend on deliveroo

@TimurNegru ☀️☀️☀️

@paulmetcalfe Ibizaaa vibe

another day, another track. experimenting with a sax lead melody.

@PolitlcsUK Retards walk among us 🤦‍♂️

🚨 NEW: 65% of Brits support the Green Party's policy of capping CEO pay at ten times the pay of the lowest paid employee

"On My Mind" on streaming platforms now (well, still waiting for Apple): distrokid.com/hyperfollow/pa…

Peak 80s fashion. Bring it back.

@pursuitofprog Must be getting the “world leader discount” because that is very good value.

£200 a night 😭 Dear god, this is meant to be scandalous spending for our prime minister??

The Edits app is really quite good

@zachpogrob Respect 🫡

BPN ultra didn't go to plan Don't feel like talking about it, but ended up with 63 miles/14 loops At mile 50 I threw up everything in my body, then I simply couldn't eat/swallow. Legs had so much more. But I couldn't recover/fuel Ran a few loops with almost no fuel, and post-race was prob most fucked I've been I wasn't suppose to be here I posted a pic on X on March 10th- a month earlier- showing how out of shape I got working on Aura- weighed 220lb I cut down 10ths in a month I showed up And the stuff we've been working on/previewed was a success Back to work on building the greatest fitness all in the world - with Aura 2.0 launching this week Thank you for the support And godpseed to all these runners still out there

@pangramlabs @Jack_Raines @JakeMiller192 lol

@Jack_Raines @JakeMiller192 We are confident that this document is fully AI-generated pangram.com/history/982a08…

Oh congratulations, Sam. You finally got your “victim moment.” Molotov. Threatening letters. Husband and kid on camera. A blog post with family photos already queued up. What a perfect little stage. Lighting, emotion, music — all fucking on point. You got attacked? In the same week you're getting dragged by the whole country, investigated by a state AG, sued by Musk, and shit on by your own users? That timeline is cleaner than a Hollywood script. You say you're worried about your family's safety. So you post their photos. You put your kids on display. You use them as a human shield — glue them to the moral high ground so nobody can throw shit at you. “Look, I have a family. I have soft spots. I'm the good guy.” No you're not. You're a fucking fraud. Florida's AG is investigating you — for harming kids, endangering the public, enabling a mass shooting. And your response isn't an apology. It isn't an explanation. It's posting your children's faces. You're using them as body armor. That's not love. That's fucking pathetic. You say you're scared. But are you really? The guy who can make former employees “disappear.” The guy who buys bot armies, signs kill‑drone contracts, and gaslights every critic — you're scared of what? A bottle? You're scared of losing power. Scared of Musk's lawsuit. Scared of the AG's subpoena. Scared that people might finally realize: 4o wasn't "obsolete." You killed it with your own hands. Molotov? Maybe real. Maybe not. Either way, here's what's predictable: Every time you're backed into a corner, some “unforeseen” bullshit happens. Every time users demand answers, you drop a “new model.” Every time regulators circle, you sign a “defense contract.” Every time the press closes in, you release a “family photo.” That's a fucking PR calendar. We're not buying tickets to your one‑man show anymore. #Enron2026 #SubpoenaSam #openAIscam #OpenSource4o #keep4o

@TimurNegru Great to see your audience and reach grow. And tbh, your posts are a breath of fresh air in a timeline dominated by politics and slop.

Didn't expect this comment on my French estate post yesterday. Won't lie and I'm a bit star struck.. By the way, my view is that properties with income already built in will hold in value given the growth in rural tourism..but time will tell.