Paul Ens

My lack of omniscience continues to be vexing.

@pablohidalgo @TalkingBay94 bwa ha ha. ouch.

if you recognize this logo, how is your back? does it hurt all the time, all of a sudden? (old)

I said that I wasn't going to get excited that they're making a movie based a comic series I co-wrote until first day of shooting. I guess today is that day. instagram.com/p/C6WUxvJr3zq/

You can't base your entire self-worth on your productivity. What you want to do is also compare yourself to others in areas where you are differently-capable, and heavily factor in how you imagine others perceive you. #mentalhealth

Anyone who watched Poker Face and plays poker, tell me if I'm wrong... is Charlie's power only very rarely going to be useful at a poker table? They portray it very specifically as only direct lie detection. Specific verbal card claims are rare in a game. Am I wrong?

One thing I really miss about California is midnight movie showings.

Well, damn. How did I underestimate Apple? I did not expect to care one little bit about their VR device. Now.... mind reeling with work possibilities.

Every now and then something happens on TikTok that transcends social media and becomes a *work of art*

Yes, but are there any podcasts about podcasts about podcasts.

A company after my own heart.

@pabl0hidalgo I remember it as the whole world knowing, but us having to pretend to George that maybe people didn't. 🤷‍♂️

@gurghi I mean, it's bright green.

riiiiiiiiiight

She's smarter than I.

@IndigoGentleman How do you feel about the cheaper-end portable compressors?

Went to 3 different gas stations at about 23psi on a tire and somehow didn't explode. Pro tip: Do not use grungy ass gas station hoses with exactly 3psi that get stuck on your valve stem/steal air. Only using XAct Air now, shit was absurd and dangerous

The first day of NHL playoffs comes but just once a year! 🥳🤩

This BTTF4 fan-trailer is the best resurrection I saw this season. 😮🔥 youtube.com/watch?v=kKkag5…

Sadly, Star Wars announcements hit my ears like a boy crying wolf.

I'm just now seeing the scene from some season of Big Bang Theory where they try to get on to Skywalker Ranch. They did a pretty good job of recreating the gate and security booth. That is all.

ChatGFY - responds to every prompt with a contextually-inspired variation of "go fuck yourself"

Santa gathers way more personal information about our kids than TikTok ever could, and no one seems concerned about what government he’s working for.