Paul ;

To anybody who is rooting for Mayweather, this is the letter his son wrote describing his domestic abuse: i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/i…

As a kid I expected quicksand to be a much bigger problem in my adulthood than it is

.@Doritos are you guys available to cater my son's baptism next month?

Breakfast in Amsterdam

@History_Pics @MFDOOM?

"Who's this Rorschach guy and why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

Lol

Guy Fieri bathes in ranch dressing

This guy gets paid more money than I ever will

Corn is my favorite animal

I'm the bread winner. I win a lot of bread

Imagine The Graduate but with Craig Robinson instead of Dustin Hoffman

.@StephensonLance Try blowing on it

.@WebMD how do you milk a lizard

The average woman in Somalia will give birth to 6.26 children

When ur phone battery hit 69%

I want to live the kind of life that ends with QuestLove attending my funeral

Cannibal pigeon

The first guy who milked a cow was weird but the first guy to milk an almond was way weirder

Dwayne "The" Rock Johnson