Paul Kabon

So goofy how Japan’s two major capitals’ names are anagrams of each other but only in English

@bolutifeawakan Focus, my sister

You’d see an oyinbo man, he’d look so fine and desirable till you see his shoes 🤦🏽‍♀️

@Bra_un_skeen You should go see a doctor or talk to one if you know any. Sorry about that

You guys , I've been purging for about three days now . I've taken loperamide and flagyl still it hasn't stopped . I feel extremely light-headed and I'm beginning to have slight headache.

The most Saturdayest Wednesday ever

@ayo_gabi And you no involve me 💔

I go chop meat dem wan start to dey burst bottle 😭😭😭. Ejoor now!!

@WolfCouer Amebo

So one of my neighbors was escorted with a man when she moved in here. He came frequently but for a while now he’s not been around and she has been going out every day, by midnight to come early morning 4-5 am Just now the man came knocking and met no one. He has left

Founders finding out building a startup is 90% sales and marketing:

Nigerians LOVE monetising skills they haven’t fully mastered.

@weltszzn To be fair on him he said 'heeeheee' not 'woohoo'

Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch & that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭

@beehives__ Mon cœur

Frenchie died 😭😭💔 my day is ruined

wdym of course there’s an agent right on the design canvas that’s fluent in Figma and native to the way your team works

West Africans need to stop forcing our history into Abrahamic or Middle Eastern narratives. It’s historically inaccurate, and honestly, it reflects a deep cultural insecurity. You Ijebu people are not Jews. Queen Sheba did not visit Ijebuland. Hausas are not Arabs from Baghdad. Igbos are not Israelites. We need to stop romanticizing foreign origins as if our civilizations only become meaningful when linked to the Middle East. West Africa already has a rich, ancient, and sophisticated history of its own, you have the Nok, Ile-Ife, Benin, Oyo, Gao, Mali, Kanem-Bornu, Igbo-Ukwu, and countless others. Many of our ancestors had lived and developed cultures in these lands for tens of thousands of years before Judaism, Christianity, or Islam even emerged. There is nothing inferior about being indigenous to Africa. We do not need borrowed identities to validate our existence, intelligence, spirituality, or achievements. Our history stands on its own. Stop it!

I promise you I am not insane, but the next time you want to fry egg, whisk ponmo inside.

I thought Euphoria is about a young girl navigating adolescence while struggling with drug addiction. When did it turn to Breaking Bad?

both of them no suffer reach me this period

Can someone please make an edit replacing the audio with the Mortal Kombat OST?

Akara that I make myself almost every other week

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