Paul Nelse

@GBPolitcs Fancy that

🚨NEW: The Met police say although arrests were made, the "Unite the Kingdom" rally proceeded largely without any significant incident

@PolitlcsUK Lol

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham’s slogan for the Makerfield by-election will be "For Us"

@EchoRadios It says unlimited range

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@80s_Kidz And if you're an x engagement farmer, you see dollar signs

Well I know what I can aee, and it isnt a dog or a giraffe.

@BestMovieMom Aura/pouting

Replacing Daniel Craig will be the hardest casting challenge in Bond history. The combination of physical presence, dramatic weight, and screen magnetism he carried across 5 films is genuinely rare. The successor will spend years escaping the comparison.

@Boba_Ball_ Nor do they ask camera crews to, catch them at it

Sorry. People who run regularly do not run in football tops

@PolitlcsUK Derp. Mistake or not its what the people chose

🚨 BREAKING: Wes Streeting calls for the Government to rejoin the EU "Leaving the EU was a catastrophic mistake"

@MarioNawfal And if you say something that whomever is in Power does tluje. They switch off your digital id, food transport, everything. Dreamy

🇺🇸 Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase, said it out loud: Your kids will work 3.5 days a week. Live to 100. AI is going to cure cancer, stop car crashes, make new materials, save lives. "Life will be better." He's not a tech bro dreaming out loud. This man runs the money. Video: @clashreport

@Miss_Snuffy True Brit

British forever. You tell’em! 🥳

@jeremyct You lost me at 'all he did' just take the job lol

after 3 years unemployed, my friend finally got a job offer today. all he did was politely ask if there was room for a slightly higher salary to match market pay. they RESCINDED the entire offer. job market is actually insane right now.

@1ssve We also dont want to hit reply to an email thread only to reply to ourselves

Dear Microsoft, We literally never want to open docs or workbooks in the browser. Signed, Everyone

@MarioNawfal Exactly, its comply or dont get the movie deal

🇺🇸 Elon is going after Christopher Nolan's Odyssey casting. Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy set him off. Rumors that Elliot Page is playing Achilles haven't helped either. But the anger should be directed at the right target. Nolan didn't write the rules. Hollywood's DEI quotas, baked into how films qualify for major awards, came from elsewhere. Filmmakers either play by those rules or watch their projects lose Oscar eligibility before the cameras even roll. Hollywood broke storytelling. Nolan's just navigating the wreckage. The system that punishes faithful adaptations is the actual villain, and it lives way above any one director. @variety

@DefiantLs It is beyond lunacy

“I’m not kidding when I say any of this, but the role of Achilles will reportedly be played by Elliot Page. Meaning the most famous warrior in history... not just Greek history, all of history... is about to be played by a transgender woman”

@satyanadella @Microsoft Im just wondering, in which universe do people press reply to an email thread and that sends a reply to your own account. Doesn't happen on any other email service

Our new multi-model agentic security system brings together more than 100 specialized agents across frontier and custom models to find exploitable bugs, delivering top performance on the CyberGym benchmark. We used it ahead of Patch Tuesday to help find and fix 16 vulnerabilities. Today we’re announcing that customers can sign up to test it in private preview. microsoft.com/en-us/security…

@shutupari_ @grok Because the end may get damaged alowing longer use? Excuse the pun

hey @grok ,can you explain why their's blank before 0 ??

@GoodwinMJ Scatter!

You know what’s interesting about Angela Rayner’s statement? She does not mention - not once - the number one reason why 3.8 million people just voted Reform. Including why 18 of 19 seats in Rayner’s own seat just went Reform. Immigration.

@BullTheoryio Who knew buying jpegs, sorry, nfts - would end in tears

Someone bought Jack Dorsey’s first ever tweet NFT for $2.9 million in 2021. Today, it is worth less than $5.

@godblesstoto Operation scatter!

Not one single mention of immigration. You talk about the 'challenges facing our country' and completely ignore the most obvious one. As ever. Never change. I mean this sincerely, because I want you gone in 2029.

@emmybooth Its the only way to fix the sewage problem they created!

I am so fed up with bills I can’t justify and nor should they 2 years ago £30 a month for my water last year £65 and one year later a 25% increase now £81 a month????! I feel like refusing until wages go up by 25% too - council tax nearly £300 a month this is fucking insane

@engineers_feed Dismantling wokeness?

What are some of the biggest scientific breakthroughs that we are coming close to?