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@DanAdamsliberty @TheBabylonBee The right: doesn't know what any of those things actually mean 😂

@TheBabylonBee The left shut you down and the right brought you back. Let that sink in.. The Left.. hate free speech, humor and parady.

We're back. Let that sink in.

@Comebackdon1 @elijahwood How's that red tide treating you, dickless?

Y’all. We’re not doing this again, right?We had four years that felt like a nightmare and that was that…right?

@elijahwood You muthrfcking nitwits, this is allll the fallout of the trump presidency. You can't fucking depress the interest rate in a booming economy and cut corporate taxes without regulating stock buybacks and not expect income inequality and inflation. Not to mention the pandemic.

Last tweet: FUCK YOU ELON MUSK, YOU APARTHEID PROFITEERING, PIGGYBACKING ON THE GENIUS OF OTHERS, DETACHED FROM REALITY SACK OF SHIT.

@deepredqueen The question is, why aren't we still doing it??

@19k0011 You vote for fascists, so you're probably a fascist. And you're definitely an asshole. Which is at the very least, fascist-adjacent.

“You won’t vote for the guy I like so you must be a fAsCiSt”

@ComposerBarton Always a good day when Duckles is playing :)

Today’s office

@JasonMSmith0123 @davidhogg111 🤡🤡🤡

@davidhogg111 Elon is a man of vision. He knows that Twitter will be more valuable as a free speech platform than an edited socialist platform. Yes, the stocks will rise because he has a huge fan base and a great mind. Highly doubt he did it for the money.

A man doesn’t bet half his life‘s work and fortune on freedom of speech. Musk sees something here that is worth far more than 40 billion. The question I have is what is it?

Since we are all allowed to just say whatever the fuck we want because that's what free speech is, apparently... I've gone in replying "Fuck you 🖕🏼" to every right wing hypocrite idiot I see celebrating... And I've already been censored! So much for the tolerant right!

@julio_cb_souza @timjacobwise Fuck you 🖕🏼

@7digitBTC @DeadTwista1972 @timjacobwise Fuck you 🖕🏼

@DeadTwista1972 @timjacobwise their entire ideology will crumble under the weight of rational uncensored thought...its quite serious:)

Here is the executive summary of the UN’s plan for how they would spend the money. Musk publicly ghosted them after this was provided. Months later, they told Forbes they never received the money. “Whether WFP receives any of this money is yet to be seen”wfp.org/stories/wfps-p…

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

@laurenboebert @elonmusk Only when he plays white and starts the game with extra pawns. Anyway, we know you just wanna choke on his bishop, you preposterous goon

I think we can assume @ElonMusk is a master at chess.

Republican senators and staffers stormed out in anger as the first Black woman was confirmed to the highest court in America. Don’t ever forget what we all just saw.

@DanODonnellShow @jasonselvig I KnOw YoU aRe BuT wHaT aM I??

@jasonselvig How was your tuna sandwich, Jason?

Sometimes when your flight is delayed 5 hours you’ll run into a spineless coward eating a tuna sandwich.

@aaronjcarpenter @elonmusk You preposterous, bootlicking turd. Hey look, free speech! Better not take it down! Have fun trading self satisfied quips with Nazis and bots, asshole.

Congratulations to @elonmusk for purchasing Twitter. I look forward to FREE SPEECH being restored on social media. Some heroes don’t wear capes…

The Housing Market Index is designed to take the pulse of the single-family housing market and it's down for the 4th month in a row while hedge funds keep buying up all the property. The fact that this isn't a hot button issue for the 2022 election is a complete fucking joke.

@tedcruz Your entire career is a disgrace. I can't believe how much time you spend on here. What a fucking clown you are

Biden’s Ukraine strategy is a disaster.