Paul Shaw

@CHPAlerts @LAPDHQ

BREAKING: New study finds that nobody is more stressed than a 25-35 year old male who thinks time is running out, per Tirana Post.

"If we keep dogging on new games, what you're gunna have until you are 90 is Call of Duty 56 and Halo 72... everybody is like it's the same game every year, THEN DON'T SH*T ON IT DAY ONE WHEN THEY TRY SOMETHING NEW" Theburntpeanut responds to community reactions to Marathon😭

@Reedjd @tbpn

Went on @tbpn and of course we talked about The Burnt Peanut. AI could never replace him.

This 40 minute lecture from Peter Thiel at Stanford will teach you more about business competition than a 2 year MBA program

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Christian Gonzalez had one of the greatest performances by a cornerback in Super Bowl history: - 22 coverage snaps - 2 targets - 2 forced incompletions (via: @PFF)

This is all I needed to see. That my guy cares as much as we do. We’ll be back. Nobody expected us to be here. The future is still so so so bright. #nepats

Christian Gonzalez is now eligible for a contract extension. Blank check.

Well that was the worst halftime performance I’ve ever seen

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TheBurntPeanut attempted to order McDonalds through Sketch’s mic because he sounded like a drive-thru employee 😭

Wow @Delta thanks for the downgrade . How does that even happen.

SCOTLAND calling William Wallace 👇

@ThatOneBlondKid @jacobriglin @Forbes Should bring them back they were chill times

Back in 2017-2019 I ran photo and video workshops with @jacobriglin around the world. Our guest were aspiring creatives. Today some of them are @Forbes 30u30 and others building brand identifies for A list artists. Wild to see.

Well when you yell enough @Delta finally rebooks you but still gonna be almost 24hrs late. Insane. Not even a reimbursement offered.

Hey @Delta worst customer service ever totally fucking people over

Hey @Delta it’s insane you’d delay a flight 5 hours for no reason and then cancel it absolutely insane

When Kai Cenat & T-Pain randomly bumped into each other at the airport 😭

Why were so many people wearing masks at twitchcon all I’ve seen is people in masks on every post.