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@kichopp @snackyboy Dry shampoo sprayed on absorbs the oils

@snackyboy how do I get rid of the stains tho

What is wrong with Uniqlo t-shirts because they’re the ONLY t-shirts I own that somehow manage to get these huge fabric stains on after taking them out of the washing machine

@CirrusNFT @punk9059 I applied a month or 2 ago and got accepted recently

@punk9059 Been on the waitlist for months were you auto accepted?

Just got my Robinhood Gold credit card. Hard to beat 3% back on everything. Might need to give up a lot of my current ones.

93% of stablecoin TVL earns <5% APY. @USDai_Official says they'll fix that with 13-17% yields backed by... GPU hardware loans. The collateral: 📉H100s down 85% from peak ($40K → $6K) 📉Rental rates collapsed 70% ($8/hr → $2.10) 📉Blackwell is 25x more efficient than Hopper 📉Active loans were ~2% of TVL So what's actually generating yield? T-bills + points speculation ahead of $CHIP TGE. This is subprime auto lending in a DeFi wrapper: financing the fastest depreciating asset class in tech with stablecoin deposits that expect instant liquidity. Every securitization crisis in history had the same DNA: ❌ Illiquid depreciating collateral ❌ Marginal borrowers ❌ Short-duration funding ❌ Thin first-loss tranche They even compare themselves to MBS. Bold choice. If you actually want yield on stables without praying your collateral doesn't obsolete itself every 18 months the answer isn't hardware loans. It's volatility. Crypto derivatives are the most mispriced, inefficient market on earth. Implied vs realized spreads, cross-venue funding dislocations, and dispersion trades generate yield from math, not from depreciating metal in a data center. D2 has done 194% in 25 months. 2.6 Sharpe. Positive returns through Aug '24 (-22% ETH), Feb '25 (-33% ETH), and the Oct '25 ADL cascade, every event that blew up the "safe yield" protocols. The edge isn't novel collateral. It's institutional derivatives expertise applied to the most inefficient markets in finance. Verifiable on-chain. No depreciating hardware. No unstaking queues. No prayers that AI capex stays hot forever. Hyperliquid

#BREAKING: U.S. Troops received menus including, steak, pie, crab legs & lobster.

Lifting weights is associated with better academic performance.

Can't wait for the Senate hearings: Senator: President Clinton, why were you on the island? Clinton: Same reason you were, Senator. Senator: My time is up.

I’m not saying I know exactly when the US is going to pull the trigger on Iran, but I’m definitely not reading too much into Trump’s comments or the weekend "rumors." Given how President Trump sounded and the rumors flying around before the US hit Fordow last year, there’s no need to overthink the weekend headlines. Trump’s actually got a pretty balanced head on his shoulders when it comes to this(and no, I’m not a supporter), so he probably wants to avoid getting sucked into another "forever war." Meanwhile, Iran just needs to buy time, so they’ll keep the negotiation charade going as long as possible. The string of negotiations hasn’t snapped completely bc, in this specific area, both sides actually have interests that overlap. But... Even after Operation Rising Lion in 2025 and the US strikes on those nuclear sites, we haven’t seen any actual progress on a peace deal. The US wants it all—zero enrichment, no stockpiles, and for Iran to just give up its ballistic missiles. But like the Iranian officials keep saying, those are absolute red lines. It’s just not realistic for the regime to fold. They’ve spent decades and tens of billions of dollars on their nukes, missiles, and proxies. Giving that up now would basically be regime suicide. At the end of the day, the gap between the two sides is just too massive for a deal to actually fix this. #oott #iran

Futures acting as if Trump appointed Volcker's zombie to take over the Fed

BREAKING: US natural gas prices extend gains to +40% on the day, now on track for one of the largest daily gains in history. Natural gas prices are now up +240% since January 16th. That's like gas prices rising from $3.00/gallon to $7.20/gallon in 5 trading days. Commodities are on fire.

@ColeThereum @CoinbaseSupport hey i am unable to reach @coinbasetraders for help with this issue. can i ask where they reached out to you from and how to contact them?

Update on trying to unlock my Coinbase They are now asking for names of my employer, my salary, my position, names of businesses i own, my role in those businesses, the industry, my source of funds in detail, my origination of wealth, and proof of crypto holdings Are u serious?

@CoinbaseMarkets check dms please! thank you!

Reminder: Coinbase International Exchange will be temporarily offline due to a scheduled systems maintenance Saturday, January 24, 2026 on or about 17:00 UTC. Expected duration: 3 hours. During this time, all trading and transfers across Coinbase International Exchange will be unavailable.

@coinbasetraders @ColeThereum Could I get some help with this please @coinbasetraders

@ColeThereum Glad we were able to get this resolved for you 🫡 Happy to assist any other user facing issues regardless of their account size.

My Coinbase account has officially been unlocked and this is all resolved I want to give a massive shoutout to @coinbasetraders for personally helping me fix this Coinbase is getting slammed right now but there is good people there working hard (appreciate yall) We're so back

@maybeltr I really want to try MFK Grand Soir

i need cologne recs thanks i dont like fruit/citrus tones in general do your thing X

@InsilicoTrading Scalped BTC too many times on HL through insilico to remember 😭

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Gg it's over

@jumperpass Jump. Grow. Earn

12,000 of you claimed the free SafePal Wallet on Jumper. Drop a “Jump. Grow. Earn.” if you did.

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‘Fannie Mae set to drop its 620 credit score minimum.’ …Mortgage giant will instead use its own analysis of risk factors. Exit liquidity #MacroEdge

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I’ve heard good things and want to try out @AwakenTax anyone have a referral code?