Paul Tolchard

@casty111 And I bet one phone is switched off in one half of the Waller Derby😉

What a day. Pompey win & my £91 acca came in. Time for a cider

@casty111 @LeightonTreagus Well if it's supposed to be something else there would definitely have been plenty of plasticine left over to do the nose😏

@paultol68 @LeightonTreagus Ohh. It’s a nose. Thank god for that.

School holidays. My niece made a model of me 😒 School starts back soon

@PCS71878348 @casty111 Of course it did🤣. Even more reason that there might be an animal shaped mound but one with a shovel indent shape as well😉

@paultol68 @casty111 Haha, as if. It walked straight across the newly laid concrete as well

Nosey twat

@LeightonTreagus Best stay off the beans then😜

Windy Ring #Worthing 🐶💨

@LeightonTreagus Story of your life Leights😉

Damp Ring #Worthing 🐶☁️

@LeightonTreagus What have you been smoking??!!! 😉😂

24/25 Season Spoiler Alert 🚨 Arsenal win the league. West Ham finish top 4. Everton are liquidated. Wolves win a domestic cup double. Brighton score 100 goals & concede 110. Watford don't sack anyone. Portsmouth get promoted. O's win League 1. Andy Hinchcliff is arrested

@LeightonTreagus @ReneThePiranha @PaulOSull99 @Sals08 @mattledger @coogs38 @SJMacaroon @casty111 It's a lovely session beer, if that session means sleeping in a park on the way to breakfast from the night before🍻😉

That little rascal towards the middle.. They changed the name to 'Boffertolch' after we left 🤢@ReneThePiranha @PaulOSull99 @Sals08 @mattledger @paultol68 @coogs38 @SJMacaroon @casty111

@casty111 @FoodPornPhotos Washed down with a nice drop of Unicum @casty111 😉

@FoodPornPhotos Bacon & Stilton. Together in a sandwich, made with fresh crusty bread.

Name something better than bacon

@casty111 @ring @MartinSLewis Cancelled mine today. An absolute joke price increase for not a lot back in return, so goodbye Ring!!

Can’t believe @ring have put the price of protect up by over 40%. They will definitely lose loads of trade. Probably including me @MartinSLewis what do you have to say about it?

@LeightonTreagus Oooh saucy! Championship here you come😂. Time support a new team now then is it? 😉.

@paultol68 Doubt we'll look to the Non League for his replacement mate

I'm going down the pub. No one contact me for at least 12 months. Gutted 😢

@LeightonTreagus Not bad. Were the decorative butt plugs really necessary though?

The World champ has done it again 🎂🥇Imperious. 2023 yet another vintage year for Leightella 💝 Truly no equal when it comes to Christmas cake 🐧☃️

@LeightonTreagus And the rabbit/sheep droppings!

The reigning, the defending, the undisputed Christmas cake champion begins his quest for a 30th World title in a row 👨‍🍳 Bookies firm favourite 🎂

@LeightonTreagus They European Team were so 'moist' by the end of their rounds they might as well have been wearing Aston Villa's Castore kit! 😉

Why are the #RyderCup uniforms always so moody? Looks like both teams went down the Cats Protection League shop and cobbled together what they could. Dreadful gear

@AndyNaylorBHAFC Buy for £4m, play 53 games, sell for £110m = a profit of £2m for every game played for Brighton! Gotta love Tony Bloom😊👏👏

Moises Caicedo to Liverpool, assuming it goes through. Has there ever been a better bit of business than selling a player for almost 28 times what you paid for him within 2.5 years? #BHAFC

@LeightonTreagus And losing jumpers😉

Death, taxes and the members ballot 😩

@Sals08 Going to be interesting beers after the game😉

Look Australia will prob win anyway but spirit of the game? #Ashes23

@WisdenCricket Absolute f**king disgrace

Describe England's innings in three words... #Ashes2023