Paul Sampson

@SinghLions Zero?

I’m weak at Maths. Pls answer this for me

@mrJackLevin Woldcoin is very saxon-rural-established though.

Worldcoin is an unfortunate name, you just need to remove one letter to change its meaning.

@derverla @KateDun22587717 @mikecmorgan Now then Now then

A police officer from Derbyshire is set to be jailed after being found guilty of having sexual activity with vulnerable crime victims. Steven Walters, of West Midlands Police, engaged in sexual acts with different women during callouts. Thin blue grime… derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/local-new…

@OmarShakti @David_Cameron But rewriting history's the only way for a loser to become a winner

It's the 10th anniversary of the Same Sex Marriage Act, one of my proudest achievements as PM. Thousands of gay couples have been able to make their vows over the past decade as a result. It's proof that positive change happens when we all work for it. A very happy anniversary!🏳️‍🌈

There is a God

Then it needs to collapse. If you can't figure out how to pay your workers a full, living wage and share some profit while grossing billions, paying yourself hundreds of millions, and making wall street analysts happy with your numbers, your industry needs to be fucking rubble.

@Fat_Jacques @TheSimonEvans Huh. You were lucky. We had to deal with the Late Bronze Age Collapse.

@TheSimonEvans The rot started when the Roman Empire split.

"Whoever did not live in the eighteenth century before the Revolution does not know the sweetness of life, cannot imagine what happiness there can be in life. It is the century that forged all victorious weapons against this elusive adversary called boredom" Talleyrand-Périgord.

@barry_halverson Maybe time for a Research Group Research Group.

Conservative Northern Research Group (NRG) is under investigation by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority for the way they use public money. Just like with the ERG upon whom they are modelled, I wonder what research they have actually undertaken?

A hemi-haiku?

@Being_Grandpa @ProfBrianCox because the youth of today are what they are

@ProfBrianCox The youth of today would probably disagree. At the end of the day it doesn't matter. It is what it is.

As several diligent correspondents have pointed out, the tweet below should read ‘which ARE better, bees or wasps’. Given that we are broadcasting on Radio 4, this will be rightly perceived (perceived rightly?) as a grammatical error for the ages.

iSore: perfect name for if apple ever makes an ugly product.

@illuminatus @super_cogitaire

@james_blue_cat More ſatisfaction with lower case though

@TheSimonEvans concreted up the driver's lungs tho

This is how my dog would do it.

@illuminatus @super_cogitaire

Well, this is an interesting take. Blame the scientists for being right but not communicating it well enough, rather than those that refuse to listen to them. 🤔

@flying_rodent Piggy was the last one holding the conch though.

I don’t want to discourage anyone but for real, this is because there is no National Debate, no exchange of views, no discussion and there hasn’t been for a long time. There’s just terrible people shouting at the public with no comeback, because they’re holding the microphones.

@super_cogitaire Forgot height.

@super_cogitaire Register? Tone? Colour? Sex? Nationality?

@SimplyRedHQ @ThelmaMcNamara3 It's legally obliged to prioritize shareholders over customers. It's the whole point of being a company. Which is why public services shouldn't be run by companies.