amy from the internet

Pffft, these are rookie numbers Canada gayer and purer of heart

i recently replaced an old and decaying nonstick pot with a stainless steel one, so if you notice me becoming smarter and normaler in the coming weeks, thats why

i love his work i just wish he wasn’t so rude all the time

@havusen i am sore in muscles i didnt know i had

@paxamy how did it go?

im going to my first pilates class today im so scared

@palehairs me when i lie

@paxamy Ilya is literally pavel datsyuk he is a 200 ft player amen

yes he is

@palehairs don cherry would hate his ass sm but i am saying this from a place of love. ive seen his stats and i know his heart…defence is boring and he would not play it

@paxamy -Don Cherry

@palehairs he’s too busy being bisexual to play defence

@paxamy yes he has.

@onherleft i just dont believe my goat has ever played defence in his life im sorry 😭 great tweet nevertheless ❤️

@paxamy don’t pay attention to #that part

ilya is NOT winning the selke #fakenews

so nobody likes to have fun around here

sometimes i think i should be at the club but then i remember what happened to my good friend shane hollander

saturday night let’s go crazy

should i become romantically involved with a coworker again?

my new years resolution is to get a leather jacket

@sockmoments it’s still too early in the morning to be fighting children

@paxamy just take one of the kid’s books, what are they gonna do about it, risk fighting you and getting put on a no-fly list at an early age??

flight attendant is going around the plane offering colouring books to all of the children on board, but none for the 20-somethings with childlike whimsy in their hearts. literally fucked up.

i need to go to a concert so bad. the music doesn’t even have to be good.