Mark Parry

@paddypower The silence is required so the officials don't lose their concentration and inadvertently give a decision against Citeh. After all, they don't want to upset that cuddly Mr Rodri again. 🐤🐰🐶😇

Is anyone else having trouble with their sound on the Man City v Fulham game? Might just be my TV but I can’t hear any atmosphere.

@paddypower Unfortunately though, the six points will go to Man City. They've done a deal with the devil #POTUS

@paddypower Don't worry V.A.R. will give one, if all else fails 🏈😴

Both teams realise the aim is to score touchdowns, right?

I have just figured it out. The 115 charges against City have been redacted within the Epstein files. That explains why the prosecution/resolution has miraculously failed to materialise. Power corrupts. Absolute power, corrupts absolutely. 💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷

People are, quite rightly outraged by the behaviour of Mandleson. However, I just wonder where they, and they're disgust, were when Nonce Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Sax Coburg was revealed to be involved with Epstein? Tugging the forelock i assume 🤔

@GovPressOffice Time to get shot again? That will take people's minds off his paedophilia and racism 🤔

Trump needs a distraction. Things aren’t going well for him. Which country is he going to bomb or takeover next?

@henrywinter No news on Man City then? Strange that……

Leicester City deducted six points “with immediate effect”, says EFL. Punishment recommended by independent disciplinary commission, appointed under Premier League rules, having confirmed that Leicester “breached the Profit & Sustainability Rules in the three-year reporting period ending with Season 2023/24”. EFL board met to consider the decision and “determined that the sanction should be applied to the Championship table with immediate effect”. #LCFC

@RachelRileyRR I assume bombing hospitals and denying innocent people aid doesn’t fall into this category? 🙈🙊🙉🤦🏼‍♂️

Horrific

Where is the condemnation of Israel? The silence is deafening from our spineless government. They are facilitating genocide with their support for Netanyahu and his terrorist nation. Show some balls, for once, and stand up to the aggressor.🙈🙉🙊🤬

So, if I understand things correctly, Israel's indiscriminate bombing is targeted. Iran's targeted bombing is indiscriminate? Russian forces entering Ukraine is an invasion. Israel forces entering Lebanon is an incursion? Clearly no media bias here🤦‍♂️🤮

Iran's unprovoked attack came after Israel peacefully committed a year-long genocide, starved 2.1 million, carried out multiple assassinations, murdered 162 journalists/222 UN workers, launched large-scale terror attacks in Beirut, and invaded Lebanon. Why is Iran like this?

@90sFootballUK1 Still using them at 60. 80 minutes last Saturday and a cup win in the last minute ⚽️💪

Repost if you had a pair

@Sarah_Kendall My morning routine. Except the Tom Hiddleston part 😉

Is there a name for the time between 4am-7am where you wake up for a wee, then start thinking about how you don’t like it when Tom Hiddleston dances and then you end up worrying about the end of democracy and that no one likes you and then you doze for 30min? What’s that called?

@greeny_ben Spot on mate. I model myself on him 😉

@RichardJMurphy Money

Why is Israel at the Olympics when the ICJ has ruled it to be an apartheid state? South Africa was banned for that reason for more than two decades. What is the difference?

@TheCinesthetic Mark Rylance 👌

What actor/actress would you watch in anything, no matter what?

@MonkEmma Can someone please bring this up the next time they have a platform to do so with the mainstream media? We are being sold a wholly false narrative about Reform's miraculous rise from nowhere. The right-wing media have a very dangerous new champion and agenda

OMG 😱 Farage’s party came second in 120 constituencies They got 12.6% of the votes - 3rd highest vote share They got 2 MPs While the winning party only got 36.9% Oh no, wait a sec - that was UKIP in 2015! #GeneralElection2024 1/5

@DachshundColin It is very worrying that the "Nazi Light" party was so well supported As you say, the media especially the BBC, constantly championing and giving airtime to their "charismatic" leader certainly helped. 1930's Berlin? Stay out of Wetherspoon's the beer hall putsch in next!!

Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.

@darrenpjones Flicking quickly through "X" I thought that was Tony Adams.

I’m thrilled the Prime Minister has asked me to serve as his Chief Secretary to the Treasury. I can’t wait to get to work with the Chancellor and the rest of the Cabinet to turn the page and rebuild Britain. 🇬🇧

@scatatkins Yes, let's leave a speech from the Labour Deputy Leader and head to Clacton to see the new Prime Minister who has never been elected!! Total bollocks, it's an absolute disgrace 🤬🤬🤬

The big story of the night is why the BBC keeps saying that Reform is the big story of the night