Paul Carter

Woking Football Club is pleased to confirm the appointment of Jermain Defoe as the club’s new Manager. ♦️

@chalkey1973 It's only his people he can't find money for

Where does he keep finding all this money

In this clip, Margaret Thatcher cuts through the illusion of socialism with one line.👌👍👏 “What the honorable member is saying is that he would rather the poor were poorer provided the rich were less rich.” Socialism in my opinion makes everyone poorer except those in power.

Fucking ridiculous

Agree? Yes or No?

@Jamesjonesik8 Yet none will go because of all that free cash

🚨BREAKING: A new poll finds 48% of Muslims living in Britain feel they don’t belong in the UK. Many claim that the rise of “Islamophobia” is making them consider leaving Britain imminently. What do you think of this? [Source: muslimcensus]

@IpswichTown Having to put out a statement shows what a pathetic state the country is in

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

@ipriyankaj Deffo

Do you think Giorgia Meloni is attractive? BE Honestly reply

@10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer I'm surprised we didn't get 1 of your pointless announcements like we do for every other thing

Good news: we've secured The Crucible's future with investment to keep this iconic venue thriving. It’s a huge boost for the city’s cultural and sporting heritage, and a win for everyone who loves the theatre and snooker.

In a fucking heartbeat

@BLAIMGame In a fucking heartbeat

Would you swop Starmer for Meloni as UK Prime Minister?

40 something church mum

Grimsby lads on the way to Bradford back in 1978. No idea how that lad ended up on the roof 🤣👏

Firstly, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, but quite shaken up, but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed yesterday evening at the petrol station. I got myself together after it happened, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I was probably in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for an ambulance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them: “Yes,it was pump number 4!” 😉👌

I remember them well

@80s_Kidz 🤣🤣🤣 definitely

Who remembers walking round the local Boots store and seeing the interrogation droid from Star Wars on the ceilings?

Simon & Garfunkel’s historic reunion at Central Park, 9/19/1981: ‘The Sound of Silence’ resonates with 500,000 hearts.💞💞

@BGatesIsaPyscho Thicker than a whale omelette

🚨🇬🇧 NO UK NEW DRILLING LICENSES Energy Secretary Ed Miliband says granting licences to drill an abundance of high-quality oil on the doorstep in the North Sea wouldn't make a difference to people. Instead, the UK continue to buy oil from Norway who extracted out of the same North Sea. These people are truly insane - the fallout from the Middle East WILL be huge. Just like Germany Britain will be brought to its knees, through an entirely deliberately manufactured energy crisis.

@HJB_News__ What a fucking snake

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer met with Muslim leaders today to listen to other changes they would like across England and Wales. It comes after new laws were introduced on Monday to protect the Muslim faith.