Al Bundy's Dodge

Why does every sports league insist on doing things to make their sports worse?

@OPSenheimer Tork 0-4 with 2 Ks.

They won, stupid. What do you know!

Colt Keith should be playing 1B today. Say what you will about defense, but Torkelson's defense has been metrically awful. -2 OAA, -2 DRS and his .427 OPS is also atrocious.

@OPSenheimer Just because they won doesn't mean you weren't correct

@jeffborzello @PeteThamel @MedcalfByESPN Good thing he didn't say anything about the LGBTQ community.

News via @MedcalfByESPN: Aden Holloway's campus ban has been reversed, his attorney told ESPN. Holloway is planning to enroll in fall classes and hoping to rejoin the team next season pending the outcome of his legal case. More: espn.com/mens-college-b…

AJ Hinch is an idiot. Not having Colt Keith in the lineup is criminal.

@LansingLugnuts We will have to take your word for it. Camera work needs help.

An absolute rocket from Rodney Green Jr., out to Larch Street!

@FoxNews @FBIDirectorKash Fraud in California

'OPERATION NEVER SAY DIE': FBI agents and President Trump’s Task Force to Eliminate Fraud are taking down a massive hospice and health care fraud ring, executing several arrests and search warrants in Los Angeles. Eleven defendants are accused of engaging in fraud totaling more than $50 million. "Our task force isn’t wasting any time cracking down on fraud," Vice President Vance says on X.

@CBKReport Can't believe he went there in the first place

BREAKING: star Notre Dame freshman Jalen Haralson is entering the transfer portal. Haralson averaged 16.2 PPG, 4.0 RPG, and 2.6 APG. Former 5-star recruit.

@TheSharpPlays This the same group that had Dallas last night when they got clobbered?

FREE PLAY - TSP Consensus (49-34 for 59%) 👉 Source out of Portland, OR that we have covered before for their NBA (1-1) has a medium value play (hitting 55% on these over 80 plays this season and over 350 the last four years) on... Miami +4.5 over Boston. Hermes Score is 28 ⏰ 7:40pm ET Good luck!🍀

Tequila and wild turkey is the combination you didn't know you needed, especially in taco format. themeateater.com/cook/recipes/t…

@BigDurham @woodwardsports @NickKohloff @tigers @MLB AMEN

@woodwardsports @NickKohloff @tigers @MLB Everything Chris Illitch touches turns to dog shit. He’s everything his father wasn’t.

The Detroit Tigers have been swept by the Arizona Diamondbacks…

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women buff.ly/ChMYukr

@NBA__Courtside NBA players are such little bitches.

Tracy McGrady telling a story about when he was on the Pistons and they boycotted the coach midseason: “So, some internal talks amongst the players. Hey man, it’s a boycott. Dude got to go. We don’t want him around. We don’t want play for him. So, we had a trip come to Philly, right? Mind you, we’ve had talks. Hey, we ain’t going to shoot around. Us vets, young players talking with us like, All right, everybody’s in. We’re not going to shoot around. The next day come. Shoot around. I get a call. Mac, where you at? What you mean? Where I’m in my room? I said, where everybody else at? Now I’m nervous. I say where everybody else at? Well, it’s only a few guys right now. Just only the young guys, huh? What? They on the bus? Nah, they already had shoot around. Who? I was like, Nah. I said, Bro, who? I said, bro, who’s at shoot around? So, he gave me the names. So, all right. Let me check and see where my vets at. Making my calls around. Hey, man where you at, bro? Sh*t I’m in the room. Bet. Hey, dog. Where you at? Hey, man. I’m in the room. So, my vets they hold tight. So, we get to the game, Q said all the guys that was at shoot around think it was like five or six of them. Y’all all playing all the minutes tonight. We didn’t play at all. Zero minutes. Bro, do you know how hot we were at them young fellas, bro?” (Via @VinceAndTmac)

@BaddiesBae_ @TheSharpPlays

Annabelle Venezia - Ole Miss 🇺🇸

@Jason_Shetler Don Kelly is a genius

Shut up, Jason

@BizNasty2point0 Not until Chris Ilitch sells the team. Guy is worthless

March is not the winged wheels month 😢 Do the Red Wings make playoffs???

@XBMornings All of thee above

Who’s been the biggest #RedWings disappointment this season?

@CalTysonCEO @JacksonCollier Losing by 3 at MSU did not hurt your seed. That is not a bad loss.

@JacksonCollier So we went to their trap last year lost by 3 which hurt our seeding. Supposed to get a home game next year and then it gets moved 1 hr and 20 mins from their campus? What the hell are we doing?

NEWS: Arkansas will play Michigan State on Thanksgiving Day at Little Caesar's Arena, Tom Izzo told Tim Staudt of WILX. Initially the game was set to be in Fayetteville. Now it will follow the Lions' game on Thanksgiving in Detroit.

@DarkoStateNews College kids are dumb.

“I wish I didn’t leave Tom Izzo.” “I should have went to MSU.” How many players have to say this before the lesson is learned?

G League game at NBA prices. Somebody needs to stop this crap.