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🇺🇸 Thomas Massie: "They used Al to create a lifelike video of me checking into a hotel room with AOC and Ilhan Omar - holding hands with them. It was very effective on the boomers. But that's only gonna work for a little bit longer. Gen X, Gen Z, millennials - I won overwhelmingly with them."

Supporting China is now the cool hipster move. More and more Westerners will join the new cool China train until being a Chinaboo becomes mainstream. And once most White people approve of China, Taiwan people will suddenly also want to be Chinese again instead of being lame and gay. White people will watch Chinese animes and play Chinese video games and Taiwanese will be like: "Thank you White man, I'm honored that you like my culture!"

British police are hiding Henry Nowak’s final Snapchat and police bodycam footage. 18-year-old Henry Nowak was stabbed to death in Southampton. His Snapchat videos captured the attacker carrying a 21cm blade and saying “I am a bad man” – shown in court. Bodycam footage captured the dying teen handcuffed by police, pleading “I’ve been stabbed,” “I’m dying,” “I can’t breathe.” He collapsed and bled out in cuffs. Yet the full raw footage remains withheld from the public despite outrage and petitions. Why hide a victim’s final moments if there is nothing to hide? Release the Snapchat and bodycam footage now. Justice for Henry demands transparency.

There was a 40 year period in history when samurai, pirates, and cowboys all technically existed at the same time.

@GavMcCracken marriage isn’t that big of a deal. Look at how many wives Trump has had. It’s just another saturday

The thing I can't understand is why would you skip your son's wedding to give Iran, who weren't going to strike first, the best deal of their lives? If you're gonna capitulate you can do it any day, especially while market hours are open and juice $SPY to all time highs.

People really need to stop hating on China man. Every time I’m in a pickle it’s China saving me. Gas prices too high? I’m riding in the BYD. DRAM costs an arm and a leg? CXMT floods the market. Anthropic and OpenAI fucking me on token costs? Hello my friend Mr. Qwen. The CCP has done more for my cost of living than my own government.

- Biggest anti-war voice in the administration, Tulsi Gabbard, resigns. - Trump is skipping his sons wedding this weekend. - Gold, Silver, and Bitcoin are dumping. - Lockheed Martin stock is ripping higher. - US 2 Year T-Bills selling off War signals are screaming 🚨

WE'RE UP TO DOUGHCON 4 IM HEADING TO FILL MY CAR WITH GASOLINE RIGHT FUCKIN NOW

BREAKING: Israel is massively bombing the Bekaa Valley in Lebanon right now, in the middle of the night, with zero warning given to civilians. Families are asleep in their homes. No military targets. No justification. Just Israeli bombs falling on civilian areas in the dark.

BREAKING: Cardinal Pizzaballa issues statement on Ben-Gvir video abusing flotilla activists. The Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem, Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, has issued a statement on videos showing Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir abusing detained, bound flotilla activists, describing the images as “disturbing, but not surprising.” What troubles him, he says, is not the incident itself. It's what made it possible. The Cardinal points to a "culture of contempt" entrenched in Israeli society — one that has gradually taken hold in how the other is perceived. It doesn't live only in shocking acts. It seeps into everyday language and reductive thinking, reducing the other to a stereotype. A vague enemy. "A form of human and spiritual impoverishment," he calls it — before it is ever a political one.

WHAT IN THE CIA IS GOING ON HERE⁉️

Mike Johnson just canceled the vote to end Trump’s war in Iran after it became clear that the measure would pass.

@SallyMayweather @TheKrossSays babies?

@TheKrossSays Ed Gallrein is funded by literal baby killers. If they aren’t your enemy then who is?

Whether you voted for Massie or against Massie, you're not my enemy. You're an American voicing your free will which God gave you. I don't have to agree with that or disagree with that. I will not allow such personal decisions to divide me from the beautiful People I love.

@ConstantHawk @zerohedge I thought we went to war to open the strait 😂

@zerohedge So the “thing” we went to war for isn’t even being negotiated.

Stocks spike, oil slides after AI Arabiya says it TV obtaining what it describes as final draft of US-lran agreement: Key provisions include: 1) An immediate, comprehensive, and unconditional ceasefire on all fronts (land, sea, air) 2) Mutual commitment not to target military, civilian, or economic infrastructure 3) Cessation of military operations and instigating media warfare 4) Respect for sovereignty, territorial integrity, and non-interference in internal affairs 5) Guaranteed freedom of navigation in the Gulf, Strait of Hormuz, and Sea of Oman 6) Establishment of a joint monitoring and dispute resolution mechanism 7) Launch of negotiations on outstanding issues within seven days 8) Gradual lifting of U.S. sanctions in exchange for Iran's adherence to the terms 9) Affirmation of compliance with international law and the UN Charter x.com/BashaReport/st… The agreement is stated to enter into force immediately upon formal announcement by both parties".

Boomers always ate out, that is why every restaurant exploded during their time. They also subscribed to magazines, social clubs, bought tons of useless Knick knacks, fell for every dumb TV infomercial, filled their garages with useless clutter. They were horrible with money.

$glo why didn’t Roman think of this first #uranium

I filed Kentucky Open Records Act requests for records from the May 19 GOP Primary between Ed Gallrein & Thomas Massie. The filings were sent to Boone, Kenton, and Campbell county clerks this morning for cast vote records, precinct splits, machine logs, and chain-of-custody documents from the An FEC complaint over MAGA Kentucky's $25 million and the deepfake ad featuring MTG's TAKE IT DOWN Act invocation goes out this week. These three legal routes exist for anyone questioning the result. Kentucky Open Records Act requests can be filed by any KY resident or news-gathering organization to county clerks for cast vote records, precinct splits, machine logs, and chain-of-custody documents. Five-business-day response window under KRS 61.880. A formal election contest under KRS 120.055 must be filed in Circuit Court within ten days of the primary — meaning by May 29 — but only a candidate who received at least 50% of the winner's vote total has standing. An FEC complaint over the $25 million in outside spending and the deepfake ad featuring Marjorie Taylor Greene invoking the TAKE IT DOWN Act can be filed by any U.S. person under 52 U.S.C. § 30109. No deadline. Must be notarized. Links below.

💥⚡El sionismo entrego el cadáver de este palestino, asesinado por ellos, pero dentro de su cuerpo instalaron una bomba 💣 qué al explotar mató a numerosas personas que estaban en el sepelio. La humanidad, nunca había presenciado tanto grado de maldad. 💔 😢 😡

Soon this will be Americans visiting Chinese and Russian grocery stores, marveling at the abundance and bounty, because apparently Soda and Lasagna are now extravagant luxuries.

Apparently people are eating cans of chicken for lunch. Like cans of tuna. But chicken. Unclear if condiments are involved or if it’s Fancy Feast style. From Costco.