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@BobGolen Bob: I want to be rich Genie: oh, hi Rich

Genie: I grant you two wishes. Bob: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. Rich: I want a lot of money.

@Snownelli @FrankEra_ Lol

@FrankEra_ Want happened to the great Manchester United of Sir Alex.... Now they are celebrating assists that are not open play....oh my world

🚨🎙️ | Bruno Fernandes on equalling the PL assists record: “I got to 20 today. Let's see. We have one more game. The manager decides who will play the next game. I will be very happy to do it. But if I don't, I am already happy because it is the most assists I have got in the Premier League.”

@plomoterap30 First thought.. why is the clip so short

¿Que opinan al ver este video?

Grateful to be able to experience this and win trophies. May all Glory go to you Jesus 🙌🏾🙏🏾❤️

@ObedAtulinda @krackennns @rioferdy5 Did you have to insult to communicate? Have a good day

@peak_hay @krackennns @rioferdy5 He was not 37. Have commin sense

What a guy, what a player!! Experienced option next season in UCL & help with development of Sesko? 👀

@Denislancykwa @LuchoMaSauve @gauchOreii @Ereh_X_Freedom Brother, why are we doing this? We all watched the match Plus if he was poorer defensively, as a defender, it would affect his overall rating and he would not get the MOTM

@peak_hay @LuchoMaSauve @gauchOreii @Ereh_X_Freedom No it doesn't prove anything lmao, he got this motm awards for his attacking contributions

Everybody is talking about France's attack but their CB duo is literally Upa and Saliba 😭😭😭😭

@ObedAtulinda @krackennns @rioferdy5 How about Suarez, he was 30+. His winning days looked over but he went to Atleti and got the Laliga that same year

@peak_hay @krackennns @rioferdy5 Ousmane was not 37 years. Lewandowski is way past his prime.

@ObedAtulinda @krackennns @rioferdy5 The point is that he just proved to you why getting a player your rival let go, does not necessarily equates bad business. Another example is Ousmane

@krackennns @rioferdy5 How rhe mighty have fallen that Man U is being compared to Atletico Madrid

@Denislancykwa @LuchoMaSauve @gauchOreii @Ereh_X_Freedom That was literally proof that Nuno had a better game against Yamal. So good he was awarded the MOTM twice.

@LuchoMaSauve @gauchOreii @Ereh_X_Freedom Wow man motm awards lmaooooo

Billy Graham led millions to hear the message of Christ.

BREAKING: Don't leave this earth without knowing Jesus, pass it on timeline.

FWA Men's Footballer of the Year ✅ Premier League Player of the Season ❓ ©️ @B_Fernandes8 needs your help to clinch another award!

Seriously? A picture of Jonah just chilling in the belly of the great fish like it was some luxury boat cruise? Looks like ur the one who needs to grow up and stop reading the Bible like a childrens picture book flipping past the cute illustrations. If youre gonna mock it at least get the story right. The text doesnt say Jonah survived in the great fish…it wasnt a refuge; it was a tomb. You atheists love to pretend that Jonah was just hanging out in the fish….maybe even taking a nap or two to pass the time. Utter nonsense. Jonah prayed while he was still on the boat, as the sailors threw him overboard and he continued praying from inside the belly of the fish…until he drowned. Read his own prayer from inside the fish: “I called out to the Lord, out of my distress… From the belly of Sheol I cried and you heard my voice… The waters closed in over me to the point of death; the flood surrounded me; seaweed was wrapped around my head; I went down to the roots of the mountains; the earth with its bars closed upon me forever… Yet you brought up my life from the pit, O Lord my God.” (Jonah 2:2–6) He prays from Sheol….the Old Testament place of the dead. He says the waters took him “to the point of death.” Seaweed wrapped around his head and the earth barred him in forever. Thats not a guy whos just uncomfortable….thats a man describing his own death. So yes…..Jonah died in the belly of the great fish. The miracle wasnt that he survived underwater for three days. The miracle was that God raised him from the dead after the fish vomited his dead body onto dry land. And thats exactly the sign Jesus pointed to: “But He answered and said to them, “An evil and adulterous generation craves a sign; and so no sign will be given to it except the SIGN OF JONAH the prophet; For just as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.” (Matt 12:39-40) Jesus didnt say “as Jonah lived in the fish…” He pointed to Jonahs death and resurrection as a sign of His own. Jonah died. God raised him. Jesus died. God raised Him. Thats the parallel…not a three day aquarium stay. The sign of Jonah isnt survival. Its resurrection. Full stop.

AFTERLIFE IS REAL 100%. ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AND LIVE FOREVER.

Dear Twitter, I have a proposal, please read all of it. Arsenal fans care more about Twitter brownie points than seeing their team actually win an illegitimate title. So I suggest we mutually come together and do one thing, because nobody can take the title (or league) seriously after today. Whenever they bring up anything, we will collectively act dumbfounded, confused, and pretend to not know what they are talking about. We respond "What are you talking about?", or "what title?". That way, we do what is right. We do not acknowledge an illegitimate league title, nor do we give them the Twitter validation they ever so grave. Hopefully it encourages them to celebrate with their friends instead of online.

@eduwazo @scoutish_ @FA_PGMOL Gave them their first 3 point of the season

@scoutish_ @FA_PGMOL Did arsenal score with this

Remember, this was not called a foul #MUFC #pl #whuars @FA_PGMOL

@RohithNair @sudarshan2205

@sudarshan2205 Crowding the keeper isn't a foul, it's a player grabbing a keeper's forearm when he goes up for the cross that's the foul.

"That is a decision that will be talked about for weeks, months and years!" No, it won't. It's one of the clearest fouls you'll see on a goalkeeper. I don't blame the ref for not spotting it in the chaos but the players and manager did. VAR was spot on. #WHUARS

@Patrickmx99 @RealFactnews_ng @premierleague @Arsenal How bout this?

@RealFactnews_ng @premierleague @Arsenal You are clearly drunk. That was a clear foul on the goal keeper, you mug

Another step closer to the Premier League title for @Arsenal 🔴

@kvnlmn93 @abdul_lie1 @premierleague @Arsenal How bout this?

@abdul_lie1 @premierleague @Arsenal yeah its crazy if this one isnt a foul, that a clear hand grabbing

@sahmkhals @Felix_Naimu @abdul_lie1 @premierleague @Arsenal It was not! That was how you scored the only goal in the first match of the season

@Felix_Naimu @abdul_lie1 @premierleague @Arsenal Wasn’t this given as a foul or are you dumb???