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Melody ⚡
@peanut_melody
I'll take a simple G....to C 🌹💀⚡🐟 🦢
Denver, CO Katılım Mart 2009
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Just saw @ChiPartyAunt pound three Hamm’s beers tonight at Rossi’s. She’s taking the city by the balls tonight
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أول شجار بيني وبينه بعد الزواج كان قوي لدرجة وصلنا نقول نبي الطلاق، وكل واحد فينا نام وهو زعلان.
صحيت على ألم قوي ونزيف، وفي المستشفى عرفت إني فقدت جنين ما كنت أدري عنه أصلاً.
بعدها دخل علي ومعه شنطة ملابس نظيفة من البيت، بس رفضت يساعدني وطلبت يطلع.
ما طلع، بس لف ظهره وعقد يده وقال بهدوء: ما راح أناظر، وإذا تبين اتسندي علي.
قمت ألبس بصعوبة، وهو يساعدني بأشياء بسيطة بدون ما يلتفت، كأنه يحاول يصلح بدون كلام.
يوم خلصت، حطيت راسي على ظهره وبكيت، وهو خلاني أطلع كل اللي داخلي بدون ما يقاطعني.
رجعنا البيت وسكتنا عن كل شي… واليوم عندنا بنتين، وكأن ذاك اليوم علّمنا نختار بعض حتى بالزعل.
Sn7@S7_99x
رأي لو قلته بيخلي الناس يهاجمونك بهالطريقة؟
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United flights are about to get a lot more... action. 🫢 #unitedmilehighclub
United Airlines@united
The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated
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🚨 Victory Monday Giveaway 🚨
Repost for the chance to win a @colstonlovelan1 signed helmet!
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Cowboys Game: “They’re not even good”
Raiders Game: “They’re not even good”
Commanders Game: “Bears got lucky”
Saints Game: “They’re not even good”
Bengals Game: “Bears got lucky”
Giants Game: “They’re not even good”
Vikings Game: “Bears got lucky”
Steelers Game: “Aaron Rodgers didn’t play”
Excuses for every single win. Keep them coming.
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this looks like itll be in a history textbook in 75 years
Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta@malcolmkenyatta
ICE is literally tear gassing local police.
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if i pull down your pants and the bush is fake i’m blowing your house up
Pop Base@PopBase
Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair: “The Ultimate Bush”
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