Peasant No.7

NO VAX FOR HIV AFTER 40 YRS OF RESEARCH NO VAX FOR CANCER AFTER MORE THAN 100 YEARS OF RESEARCH NO VAX FOR THE COMMON COLD YET A VIRUS MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARS & WITHIN 12 MONTHS A "VAX" IS FOUND BY 4 PHARMA COMPANIES ALL WITHIN 1 WEEK BUT YEAH NOTHING WAS PLANNED

Begin the establishment fall. Surrey Police investigating non-recent child sex abuse allegations after Epstein files release - BBC News share.google/xvfJ1WGN19rl5k…

@KevinNagleMLS @Terriermad13 Mr Nagle, a certain Mr Wagner knew teamwork and how to get the fans behind the team. Just saying.

@Terriermad13 Don’t you want a thorough process?

When are we expecting to announce a new manager? @KevinNagleMLS it is over a week that we parted ways with Liam Manning and we still don't have any news on who is going to replace him.

Pims and BBQ, be rude not to.

Oh it’s brilliant. This is Starmer in 2020 I suggest he watches this on loop “When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to… You don’t look at the electorate and ask them ‘what were you thinking?’ You look at yourself and ask ‘what were we doing?’” GLORIOUS 🔥

BREAKING NEWS “Furious” Starmer was not told local elections had taken place yesterday. The PM claims civil servants kept him in the dark until this morning. He has ordered an enquiry into why the elections had gone ahead without his knowledge. “I thought we’d cancelled them” he told Sky News.

What the British corner shop, before the supermarket, was actually doing for the parish: - Sold individual eggs, by the half-dozen, by the dozen, from the local farm. - Sold loose tea by the ounce, weighed out on brass scales by a grocer who knew which blend you preferred. - Sold biscuits by weight from a glass jar with a metal scoop. Custard creams, gingernuts, broken digestives at half price. - Sold cheese by the wedge, cut to order from a wheel on a wooden board with a wire. - Sold bacon by the rasher, sliced to your specification on the slicer behind the counter. - Sold flour, sugar, dried peas, dried beans, oats, lentils, all by the pound, weighed into brown paper bags. No plastic anywhere on the premises. - Sold fresh bread, baked that morning by the baker at the end of the lane. - Sold fresh milk in glass bottles, returned for the deposit. •-Sold the local newspaper, the parish magazine, the sweets the children spent their pocket money on, the cigarettes for the men, the matches, the candles, the stamps. - Knew when Mrs. Atkinson was struggling with the rent and quietly extended her credit until Friday. - Held the spare key for the elderly lady at number twelve. - Kept a noticeboard in the window with adverts for the village fete, the lost cat, the lawnmower for sale. - Took messages for the customers who didn't have a telephone. - Was open from 7am until 8pm, six days a week, run by the same family for three or four generations. The corner shop was the parish's distribution layer for food, news, gossip, credit, and small acts of community kindness. Britain in 1950: approximately 220,000 independent corner shops. Britain in 2026: roughly 38,000, most owned by chains, almost none family-run, almost all stocking the same brands as the supermarket up the road. The corner shop, having lost the price war to Tesco and Sainsbury's, took its functions with it. The functions did not transfer to the supermarket. The supermarket does not extend credit. The supermarket does not hold the key. The supermarket does not know your name. The transactions that built community got replaced with transactions that did not. The community, accordingly, got thinner. Nobody put a number on it at the time, because the corner shop was not on a balance sheet. The country has noticed it is missing. It is missing from every parish in England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. It is missing from every conversation people no longer have on their way home. It is missing from the windowsill where the noticeboard used to be. The country is quieter now. The supermarket is full of food and empty of people who know each other.

@LisaWales17 @DougAMacgregor What about keeping the borders closed too!

@DougAMacgregor x.com/manchesterfire…

BREAKING: Explosions reported in Manchester, UK.

@BritainisCool Putin

Who would you rather have as Prime Minister?

Can anyone explain how they are going to pass through the Van Allen Belt? Artemis II updates: Astronauts describe 'spectacular moment' in space after leaving Earth's orbit - BBC News share.google/d0tJBcwDHoyO5p…

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science... The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

@IranObserver0 Propaganda and its worst.

⚡️BREAKING Senator Richard Blumenthal moments ago after briefing on Iran: 'I am more fearful than ever after this briefing that we may be putting boots (soldiers) on the ground'

@TheBritLad Yooooow, this is AB.

🚨WTF : In the UK, a citizen filming in a public place is confronted by police after several cars pass by. The officer demands personal details and warns that refusing to comply could result in arrest under terrorism charges for recording vehicles. Britain is finished.

U turn incoming. @UKLabour @ukcolumn UK will allow US to use bases to strike Iranian missile sites, says Starmer - BBC News share.google/SpOTuEm1FkZMWi…

Welcome to 1984

@keirwrong Is this true? If it is and he gets brought off. Then the only alternative is revolution.

@TheInsiderPaper Look at all that lovely CO2!!!

BREAKING: Massive fire forces panicked evacuation from the COP30 climate talks venue in Belem, Brazil

@ABridgen Probably yet another mistake! Add it to the list of others.

On 8th November 2023 ,as with President Trump the BBC had to admit they had put their own edits and captions on my speech in Parliament.I complained to OFCOM who upheld my compliant.The BBC issued an apology claiming they had made a mistake while trying to provide ‘context’!

@NotFarLeftAtAll Is it the greatest mayor London has every had? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guess who the Nose belongs too…

@MrJamesMay Love the old school timer you used in Oh Cook.