Peter Mirez

@WamugundaG @Eastleighvoice My friend huwezi wekelea Mgisii mimba!!🫣 Wako na detector. Na kama NI wa inje asijaribu hata kuzika Cúcú. Utanyuria

@Eastleighvoice DNA. Only 40% are his

Mourners burst into laughter the moment when Kisii Senator Richard Onyonka's children were introduced during the funeral service of his mother.

@ignyharaz2 Leo umeamua na ubaya bro🤣🤣 Kama NI jioni ningekuambia ukojoe ulale

What if arsenal doesn't win a trophy this season?!

@JalangoMwenyewe Ningeonge vibaya nikakumbuka kijiji chetu NI mm wanategemea🤏🤏🤏😭😭

Kubebwa!! Nkt!!

@Gunnersc0m And being zubimendi who can't give a pass forward 🤕🤕😭😭😭

DECLAN RICE at right back… Really?

@Arsenal @piersmorgan @BukayoSaka87 @gabimartinelli @gabrieljesus9 @biel_m04 please remember this

@Raphadolbaby @Onsogbu Bro here he has no chance

@Onsogbu If only you have made agreement based on the fact that he would have to add money when the price increases you will win, else you don't stand any chance, You can only win this case if it in your policy that goods paid for are released immediately,

I sell cement at the market here in Abeokuta. A customer came to pay for 150 bags of cement, collected receipt and disappeared for over 4 months. Yesterday, he came back with trucks to carry the cement. He said he had been seriously sick since the day after he made payment, that’s why he couldn’t come earlier. I explained to him that the price of cement has increased since then and he needs to add more money before carrying the goods. I even offered to refund the exact amount he paid back then if he’s not comfortable. Omo, the man got angry immediately He said he’s not adding any money and he’s not collecting refund. According to him, “na the cement wey I pay for I wan carry.” He even threatened to drag me legally next week. Before he drags me, that’s why I said I should ask if I’m really wrong because honestly, market price don go up and I no wan lose money o. Pls what do I do now I need your advice it seems this man wants to chêât me ?

@damzychillin Manchester clubs

Delete two clubs and I’ll tell you the team you support .

@Bossyator Once moja unacheza,zote zinangoka

Let me hear your thoughts on this piece of work. I'm told the owner is in diaspora.

@MasculinitySato Hapo Kwa jasho, kupika na suit Niko na wewe pamba to pamba

Men, Modern colonisation: - Dressing up in a suit & tie - Wearing underwear/boxers - Speaking a foreign language - Getting a marriage certificate - Hug or kiss as a greeting - Using forks & spoons - Using perfume & deodorants - Drying with a towel - Cooking for a woman

@YoungWRuto @kenyasgossips I've searched for maze! I thought ni @_KithureKindiki

@kenyasgossips Na hii kasauti surely

A Kenyan man confronted police officers who allegedly wanted to extort money from him. After he asked for their service numbers, all of them left.

@OmaeOkara Hii ni kama ukulima wa nyanya😭😭 Hewa inapita zinkauka line mzima🤣🤣

In the green fencing alternative topic still. What about the bottle brush? Bamboo mmekataa, Kei Apple mmesema ni nyoka Mara reptiles… Hii nayo mtakataa na nini?

@KevNyaanga @ivymuthe Thank God your parents planned well.Its not her wish azaliwe huko. Na we will never be equal msee

@ivymuthe Call a spade a spade... Her parents failed... All they did was just have sex and get pregnant without a plan She is 17 she should be in school

Meet Blessing Ntinyari, a 17-year-old girl from Meru County who recently landed her first job as a house manager. Just four days into the role, she was employed by a lady named Gakii from Meru, who lives in Thika, to care for her 2-year-old child and handle other household duties. At around 1 AM last night, Blessing was abruptly kicked out of the house by her boss. The reason? The toddler refused to eat the food she had prepared. Her employer fired her on the spot, accusing her of failing to bond with the child in just four days. Her clothes were stuffed into a carrier bag and thrown out with her, leaving the young girl stranded in Thika town with no money and nothing to eat.A compassionate boda boda rider who spotted her later rallied people around to get her something to eat and a place to rest for the night. Indeed, humanity seems to have left us long ago

@TholeniBoy @ahmedbright100 It's water but still it's ungodly and bad

@ahmedbright100 Dear lord at least tell me thats water.. can’t bare to watch the remainder

افریقیوں کا عورت یا کسی کے ساتھ بھی کسی بھی وجہ سے ایسا کرنا وحشیانہ ہے

@official_Sheye I tell you brother,as long as the one with faith trusts in God,it just needs someone to authorise.

@peaz88 Hmm

Warning ⚠⚠, 😳🙄🤏🏽 For those that jump from one church to the other for miracles without knowing the source/ foundation.. This should be an eye opener for you all.

@ignyharaz2 Baada ya kumaliza studies,nilijaribu mambo na ranging na niliwahi tamani niangukie moja Safi kama hii! Bro lazima upeane like 70k ndio HOD apitishe your work😭😭😭

Ukijenga nyumba unangoja crown paints wakuje wakupakie rangi. Hii advert hukaa expensive Sana btw

@TouchlineX Mumu

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: PSG or Bayern Munich will be Arsenal’s first proper opponent in the knock-out stages of the Champions League, so far their road has been: • Bayer Leverkusen (4th in Bundesliga) • Sporting CP (3rd in Liga Portugal) • Atlético Madrid (4th in La Liga)

@ignyharaz2 Mgwasi MTU wetu wa nyumbani. Urie? Tumia anko kakitu bane😭🫣🫣

I tried a daily savings kwa lock saving huko Mshwari toka January until today and funny enough, the Safaricom frauds have given me an interest of ksh. 991 upto maturity and a 0 loan limit. N/B hyo sio pesa yangu so msiniombe.

@Destiny_kayonwe The one with #oneLege will end losing both legs😂😭😭

Why some people don't like to mind their business? They just spoil this hot fight 😂😂😂

@g_mahn254 Hujai jua utamu wa hii😰😰🫣🫣 Unakazongesha kando unaslide

Ukikuja sleepover na hii surwar itabidi umerudi kwenu tu roho safii. Siwezi lala na nyanya mzee