Marcus Aurelius

@KijanayaKabras Inakaa sradu

Back in my primary school, I used to shave exactly like this but siku hizi wuehh manywele zimejaa kila mahali!😂😂😂

@4TheArsenal_ Supplier özil

You get to bring one of these back for the final… Who you picking?

@HiramNjau @kijana_misa Wee mzee

@kijana_misa That man aache ujinga. Let him pay her as was agreed! Very unfortunate 😓😓

Drama unfolded today in Koinange, Nairobi after a man allegedly enjoyed bedroom services and then failed to pay, claiming he only had a 50 KSh Fuliza limit. According to the woman, they had agreed on three rounds at 50 KSh each and she even added a bonus round because of his performance. However, when it came time to pay, the man allegedly insisted he didn’t have enough money, leading to a dispute over the unpaid services.

@Eastleighvoice Uko na digits za huyu mlami? 🫴🏿

Mourners burst into laughter the moment when Kisii Senator Richard Onyonka's children were introduced during the funeral service of his mother.

@Footballtweet Rio mandukulu

🤔 Everyone should be giving the same answer...

@LASHYBILLS 5

What is your type ?🫣

@kampalasfinest_ @Mercymasai3 huyu anafanya ukae a big joke ✌🏾

Some women should just stay home

@nasser_Ug1 🥲

The Lion of Adjumani, Gen. Moses Ali, has officially taken his oath. A living legend, still standing strong for Uganda😂😂

@Kenyans Surely we in the transport sector are kwinished.

BREAKING NEWS: EPRA Increases Petrol Prices By Ksh16.65 to Retail at Ksh214.25; Diesel by Ksh46.29 to Retail at Ksh242.92

@Lightcasttvke Lakini kanini ana ujinga. All yhese men unawaambia story ya game??????

"Methu alinipeleka kuwatch game ya Arsenal na West Ham, mimi am a supporter of Arsenal. Methu, ambaye ni supporter wa Man U, akatafuta ticket ya mahali watu wa West Ham wanakaa. Ilikuwa ni kama mimi mtu wa WANTAM kukaa katikati ya watu wa TUTAM. Methu aliniweka kwa shida nyingi!"~Kanini Kega

@fumugwe62 @Afc_ArsenalX1 Saf man! These wimenz will finish us oo

@Afc_ArsenalX1 She is clearly the reason Trossard has not been at his best on the soccer pitch lately. Nxaaaaa!

BREAKING ❌️❌️ 🚨 Laura Hilven - Trossard's ex-wife - via IG: With deep love, care, and mutual respect, we made the extremely difficult decision to separate amicably. This decision was not easy at all. In fact, we have been separated for quite some time now, and during that period we took the space and time needed to deal with this matter privately and with careful thought and consideration. Our decision stems from mutual understanding and a shared desire to create a healthier and happier future for everyone involved. Most importantly, we were and will always remain devoted parents to our two beautiful children. We kindly ask for understanding, empathy, and respect for our privacy during this profound personal transition. With love, Laura

@mfc_mrpage Mind your own

How many times have Arsenal scored 3+ goals in Premier league this season?

@CPFC Were you paid you loose this game? No effort from keeper and defender to stop the goals

Defeat against Manchester City.

@CPFC Your goalkeeper must be investigated @premierleague

Goal. Manchester City double their lead.

@CuriosityonX Entering

Can you make a word from this? 🤔

@_falsi1ke You are the price…. The rest should tow the line, from bibi tukisonga hivo…

Man to man: Hit me with one harsh truth you've accepted so far as a man...

@premierleague @Arsenal @Nike should strip that boot from the stricker

Stepping up when it matters 🧤 @Arsenal's David Raya is the first goalkeeper to win Player of the Matchweek this season 🤝

@L0rna_li @Chelaa_03 Sharpboy

Babangu aliuza Toyota corolla yake at ksh. 350k,akatoroka home wiki kama mbili hivi,mathey kumpigia simu alisema eti anaogopa buyer akujie refund😹😹😹

@EmmanuelMacron @Osama254_ @WilliamsRuto Karibu tena mkuu

Asante @WilliamsRuto, asante Kenya!

@CPFC @Re_Establ1sh1ng Results

See you in Manchester 🫡