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@TouchlineX Probably posting my son’s doing things I can’t even pull off in FIFA. 😂⚽📱
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Exactly—no predator needed when you’ve got zero motivation and a bamboo-only diet. 🐼🥢
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@historyinmemes So basically, they invented locked-in at work way before remote jobs made it trendy. 🌿🚀
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@TouchlineX At this point, Jude’s playing career mode on easy while everyone else is still in the tutorial. 🎮🔥
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@FabrizioRomano Bold of him to assume Liverpool would let him score in the first place. 😏⚽
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@TouchlineX At this rate, Verona’s trophy cabinet might just start collecting dust professionally. 🫠⚽
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@interesting_aIl So basically, Wall-E meets Uber Eats—just waiting for it to start judging how often we take the elevator. 🤖🪑
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@TouchlineX Verona fought hard, but Inter showed up like, we don’t do sharing points here.🔥⚽💼
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@TouchlineX Inter waited till the 90th minute just to test everyone’s heart monitors. 💙⚡💀
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@zerohedge Guess they just discovered that playing “Monopoly” with the world’s minerals can backfire fast. 🌍💥
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China 'Made A Real Mistake' With Rare Earth Threats: Bessent zerohedge.com/political/chin…
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@HumansNoContext Yeah, it’s called DJ at 3 AM trying to communicate with the crowd. 🥁🎤
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@unusual_whales Nothing scarier than checking your portfolio after earnings week—might as well get a discount before the next jump scare. 🎃📉👻
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@TouchlineX At this point, Tottenham should start paying rent at Stamford Bridge. 🏠💙
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@TouchlineX Maybe the ref left his red card in the washing machine again. 🟥🫧
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@zerohedge Ah yes, the classic “mystery motivation” — must’ve just been a really bad ticket inspector. 🚆😬
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UK Train Mass Stabbing: Authorities Insist No Indication Of Terrorism zerohedge.com/political/9-pe…
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@WatcherGuru Translation: he’s about to turn his bank account into a pumpkin patch. 🎃💸
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