Peter Watt

Has M got a picture of King Billy in his office? #moonraker

Its boot on boot John 🤪

I've just watched a video from some unwashed left wing influencer claiming that Restore Britain wants to remove a million people over a period of five years. I want to make our response really clear, because this is just blatant misinformation. We'll deport far more than that.

Every football club on earth exists because of this island. 🇬🇧 Kings banned it. The richest schools in England claimed it. They wrote the rules and locked the gates. Then the working class stole it back. In 1850, Parliament passed the Factory Act. Work stopped at two on a Saturday. Working men had free time. And they chose football. Churches formed clubs to keep men out of pubs: Aston Villa, Bolton, Everton. Factories formed teams from their own workers: West Ham from the Thames Ironworks, Arsenal from a munitions factory. The FA Cup Final. Blackburn Olympic: weavers, spinners, a plumber. They beat the Old Etonians 2-1. No private school team ever reached the final again. Then British workers carried it everywhere they went ⚽🌍 Scottish miners in Spain founded its oldest club. A Nottingham lace trader gave Juventus their black and white stripes. A butcher's son from the same city founded AC Milan. British railway workers in Uruguay named their team after Stephenson's Rocket. Cornish miners founded Mexico's first football club. A schoolteacher from Kent taught the game to his students in Argentina. His school produced Lionel Messi. A boy from Southampton brought two footballs to Brazil. They call him the father of Brazilian football. Real Madrid are said to wear white because of an English amateur team. From Lancashire cotton mills to every continent on earth. Three and a half billion people watch football. The most popular sport ever created. And it was created here. By the British people. Every Saturday, three o'clock. That kickoff time exists because of the Factory Act of 1850. The moment working men were given an afternoon off. They chose football. And the world followed. No owners. No sponsors. Just supporters. Be part of us. 👉 proudofus.co.uk/support 🙏 Be Proud Of Us. 🇬🇧

Bodo Glimt producing the blueprint for absolute perfect away performance in European competition

@EvilLaydster @ufcontnt Because you touch yourself at night

@ufcontnt why was last night's UFC not shown on TNT on for Virgin Media customers last night.

@MichaelBridge_ Literally couldnt be more jealous

Great to watch Rangers v Hearts with the wonderful Brian Laudrup. #RangersFC

Ibroxonia is an unmatched anthem when its a full stadium anddone properly. Gets you right in the feels

@TomCommentator Which is shortly before full time?

CB played 87 minutes!

@VicVinegar75 Merry Christmas mate

Paused their hunger strike Can't miss their Christmas dinner 😂😂

@currymuncher67 @RangersFC Hideous

@RangersFC fans thoughts ?

@MMcculloch2563 @scotlandscoeff1 He hit the bar with a free kick at ibrox. McGregor might have got his fingertips on it, still can't tell 😂

@scotlandscoeff1 Don't remember seeing Ronaldinho in the 0-0 game I remember Messi and Henry playing.

Last night Roma became the first European side ever to win away at both Rangers and Celtic in the same campaign. They are only the second European side - after this Barcelona side in 2007/08 - to beat both in the same season at any venue (Barcelona only beat Rangers in Spain)

Squirrel leaves a cookie as gratitude for the woman who daily feeds him.. 🥺

@_onlyscott Netherlands

Guess the national team? 👀 Level: DIFFICULT

Announced on hump day as well

World Cup draw. 15 minutes of entertainment crammed in to 2 and a bit hours of tv

@norriehayes1 Think it was Gianni, but I'm going to say Jonny when retelling it 🤣

@ped_watt 😂😂😂😂 Did Trump call him Jonny?

Infantino telling 3 world leaders how to pick balls out a bowl is beyond mental

Lauryn Hill asking a room full of association football dignitaries if they've heard of Bob Marley and then demanding they "make some noise" is my favourite bit so far

Michael Stewart's insistence its not a penalty might be taken more seriously as a neutral view point if you don't hear him cheering Dundee Utds second goal