Dave Cornish

@BBCSportScot Willie Collum says its a yellow 🤷‍♂️

Curacao are down to 10-men after a late challenge by Jurgen Locadia. #BBCFootball

@EwenDCameron Can you just clarify if this is satire or not cause I actually wouldn't put it past the SFA tbh 😂

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Steve Clarke extended his contract for Scotland at half time, during the game versus Curacao, just two days after signing a new deal till 2030. The contract extension takes him to 2040. Iain Maxwell, SFA Chief Exec, said ‘he deserves it on our first half performance’ against a nation ranked 82. More to follow. #Scotland #Curacao

@BrianMcL6 @Tunnocks17 @JohnSwinney Yes. Without a doubt. I eould be classed as a unionist but tbh, I dont trust any of the current crop of politicians in either parliament. Almost all of them are there for themselves, not you or I!

@DpcGem @Tunnocks17 @JohnSwinney How can I "deflect"? It's been "looked into" for 5 years at a cost of over £2m! What hasn't happened is the same invoice by invoice scrutiny of a 20 year window of anyone else. At least we agree those investigations are long overdue. I'd pass the law on Monday. Agree yes or no?

A majority in the Scottish Parliament has just backed our call to devolve energy powers to Scotland. We can’t afford being tied to the failed policies at Westminster. Scotland’s energy should work for Scotland - with the powers we need to help bring people’s bills down.

@BrianMcL6 @Tunnocks17 @JohnSwinney Ive said anyone who has done wrong should be investigated all along. You are desparate to deflect. Do you think it is right we look into the SNP corruption? Try to answer with just a yes or no and not mentioning another party?

@DpcGem @Tunnocks17 @JohnSwinney Why don't you think we need full criminal investigations with interviews under caution into those other things just now? Rather than pretending you think I'm deflecting, why not ponder on why you're defending, or at least protecting, those involved in all these other issues?

@BrianMcL6 @Tunnocks17 @JohnSwinney Why are you playing dumb? The embezzlement is relevant because Murrel admitted guilt in the last week! Ive no problem with other things being investigated as and when needed but the current news is about the SNP so why do you keep trying to deflect to others?

@DpcGem @Tunnocks17 @JohnSwinney As was the actual embezzlement 🤦‍♂️ And we've completely forgotten about Labour's nepotism scandals, definitely something that needs a full, open investigation. Along with their funding and donations scandals.

@WingsScotland No being funny here but they wont. Swinney is more rhan likely up to his neck in it as well!

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@ScotNational She wasn't cleared by police though. The department, whos head she appointed, decided not to prosecute. Very important difference

NEW: Nicola Sturgeon has hit out at the news coverage of Peter Murrell’s embezzlement from the SNP, saying it is not 'fair' she is being held responsible 'for the crimes of somebody else' after she was cleared by police

@Gillian_Mackay1 @4Day_Week So you want paid more for doing less, all funded by us tax payers... How about no!

Too many people feel trapped in a system where life revolves around work. A 4 day week, without loss of pay, would transform how we work, helping people spend more time with families. I asked if the First Minister would commit to expanding the 4 day week in the public sector.

@RangersJournal Collum must go but he is one of many tbh!

Not even going to bother breaking this crap down. Suffice to say, Scottish football will continue to be a joke until Collum and his cabal are gone. Call us bitter rangers fans all you want, the whole world saw it this time! Any wonder we dont get refs taken to the WC, get scrappy sponsorship deals and a joke TV revenue? x.com/i/status/20604…

@BrianMcL6 @Tunnocks17 @JohnSwinney Mate, as I said Farage is being investigated. The two biggest stories just now are the Farage donation and the SNP embezlement. Your screenshot mentions the brexit party so must be several years old!

@DpcGem @Tunnocks17 @JohnSwinney Not deflecting anything, simply curious as to why no-one wants similar scrutiny on their own finances. Although I think I might have a clue...

@ScotlandSky Pathetic. Collum is a cheat and our league will continue to be a joke till him and his cabal of favourites are removed.

▫️ Nicholson's handball against Celtic ▫️ Hearts' Kyziridis denied Fir Park penalty ▫️ Johnston's tackle on Moore in Old Firm ▫️ Nygren's penalty claim at Easter Road Watch the latest Scottish Football VAR Review show ⤵️ youtube.com/watch?v=CatJ1q…

We are speaking about the SNP because they are the only party whos ex boss has plead guilty to embezlement in the last week. You can't deflect everything to Westminster. For the record, Farage should and is facing a probe on that donation to him so it doesnt stack up that people only care about SNP. It is true that right now they are the biggest story though 🤷‍♂️

@Tunnocks17 @DpcGem @JohnSwinney Why only SNP? Scared what we might find out about Westminster based Parties?

@HeraldSportScot Saying the quiet part out loud. As far as the SFA are concerned VAR is working, doing exactly what they want!

“VAR is working. It’s eradicating errors. But unfortunately we have a culture within Scottish football that just wants to focus on the negative and over-analyse." SFA chief Ian Maxwell in strong defence of VAR as technology here to stay heraldscotland.com/sport/26148178…

@kellylgiven @DalgetySusan It may have made sense legally for her to do that but that isnt what he is pointing out (as you likely know!) The point is she told the public she was "fully cooperating" and that certainly isnt cooperating fully 😂

@DalgetySusan Which makes this legal analysis even more disingenuous. Anyone with a basic legal education knows what ‘no comment’ is - and what it isn’t.

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@RangersJournal Weir for me. Mainly because of how incredibly obvious it was his body was going but his footballing brain allowed him to continue to operate at a high level way beyond what should have been possible!

👴🏼 Rangers have flirted with more than a few players in their thirties in the past, Lawrence Shankland being but the latest. Who are your favourite players we’ve signed at/around/over thirty years old? 💬

@GazzettaFerrari Here's what you could have had 😂

🚨 | BREAKING! Ferrari has just revealed its first fully electric car, the Luce.

@SawyerMerritt Simple prompt into grok gave this 😭 how can Ferrari release the Luce? Its a turd!

Never thought I'd say this about a Ferrari, but this is one of the ugliest EV designs ever, and it can be all yours for $640,000 lol

@TeslaTrackerUS And most importantly, one looks great, the other carries a great horse 🤷‍♂️

⚡ $640,000 Ferrari Luce vs $54,990 Tesla Model 3 Performance • Ferrari: 0-60 in 2.4s, ~280 mi range • Model 3 Perf: 0-60 in 2.9s, 309 mi range • Price gap: $585,010 for 0.5s and 29 fewer miles Ferrari is selling a Jony Ive interior and a prancing horse. Tesla is selling better specs at 1/12th the price.

@AarizRizvi Or maybe a "classic remake" of this 😂

@AarizRizvi It looks like it out of a pack of cheap generic sports cars. Like 99p for six of them 😂

The Ferrari Luce might genuinely be one of the lowest points in modern automotive design. I understand it’s an EV and packaging constraints are different but why does it have to look like a toy? This entire era of car design risks going down as one of the worst in automotive history. There was a time when the Ferrari badge sat proudly on timeless masterpieces like the F40. A car designed in 1987 still looks dramatic, emotional and unmistakably Ferrari today. Now we have this soap-dish-like object carrying the same badge. Why? Yes, Sir Jony Ive and Marc Newson are legendary designers and their work in consumer tech has been phenomenal. But this is a Ferrari, not a gadget. Great industrial design doesn’t automatically translate into great automotive design. What’s even more surprising is that Ferrari’s senior management approved this direction. Ferrari has always stood for passion, theatre and emotion. The Luce feels detached from that identity. Curious to know, am I overreacting or do you also think Ferrari has completely missed the mark here?