jen 🌿

I got back on Facebook. Threads and Instagram are still not working for me.

It's not just Facebook and Instagram, it's Threads, too.

Did Meta crash?

Sorry, I didn't vote today. 😕 I gave birth instead. Here is sweet Nell Laurie. 🥰 7lbs 12oz, 21" long, born (very quickly) this morning at 2:42am. Everyone is doing well. 😊

How do I turn off notifications about people posting stuff? Came on here and had 9 new notifications and I thought people actually liked and/or replied to one of my posts, but it's just notifications about other people's posts.

@katemakesphoto I stopped after Liv & Tucker broke up, whenever that was.

@laurenboebert Doesn't matter what it stands for, no civilian should have one.

I’m not going to be lectured about gun safety by people who think the “AR” in AR-15 stands for “assault rifle”.

@BittrScrptReadr A minor character, but Simon Donovan in The West Wing. IYKYK. 😓

My ultrasound vs Edvard Munch's The Scream. 😱 😂😂😂

11 years! 🧡🎊💙 (#GoPhillies)

How do I get ride of this thing on the top of my timeline?? It's really annoying.

I contacted @amazon customer service, explained that I cut off the tags & washed newborn clothes my mom bought off our registry, but was wondering if I could still return them. (They may be too small.) They gave me a full refund w/out having to return the clothes! Thanks! 😃

@katemakesphoto Did this woman not see Trump goofily holding a Bible upside down? This man has god in his life; only himself.

@remhq Try Not To Breathe

The band’s eighth studio album AUTOMATIC FOR THE PEOPLE was released 31 years ago today. Share your favorite AFTP track in the comments.

Welp, I didn't turn into a zombie. #EmergencyAlertSystem

@Ruashua It'll still be Biden's fault somehow. 😂

Jeebus, the conspiracy nutters on about the "Emergency Alert System". It's gonna activate some virus! Government plot! I bet those people will see when nothing happens that they were wrong and totally reflect upon it.

I just got my Covid booster on Thursday, so I wonder if I'll be turning into a zombie tomorrow. 🧟‍♀️ I'll have to find someone to look after my 2yo until my husband gets home from work.

Half hour left to vote!

I just lost an earring down the drain 😩 @bodyartforms I guess you'll be getting more of my money. 😂