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nothing makes me sleepier than a national holiday

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

hearing roll out in a lowe's commercial and ms jackson in a capital one commercial is spiritually demoralizing

michigan is strangling zona rn

No one is stoked about this. Who booked these acts a time traveler from 2017

Chain smokers lmao

7 man panel for the pregame? Necessary

not sure why I’m being forced to watch zac brown band rn

all other things happening in this ad aside, great website name here

@Jordan_Reid If Monken is going with a run first offense, take Mauigoa first

Fascinating discussion for the #Browns at No. 6 overall. You never want to limit yourself to certain positions, but WR and OT are two clear holes. Which one do you take first? • Option 1: Top OT at 6 / Best available WR at 24 • Option 2: Top WR at 6 / Best available OT at 24

my beautiful 29 year old baby was just kidnapped from his F-15e strike eagle for you guessed it, being white

@zmullis Minnesota Viking if i recollect correctly

Hell yeah brother

@4Timed40393 @unusual_whales This isn’t about real estate rules retard. Quit acting like we’re the ones in control as our military gets their shit pushed in by drones that cost a few thousand dollars

@penishernande2 @unusual_whales Do you have proof that real estate rules have changed in the Middle East? Post here if true.

BREAKING: Trump says Iran has 48 hours to make deal or US will unleash 'Hell'

@4Timed40393 @unusual_whales Sure bud

@unusual_whales The “48 hours” rule is standard in Middle East real estate. If escrow isn’t closed by Sunday the Strait of Hormuz becomes a Spirit Halloween

just started a rewatch of the deuce and i very much enjoy the socialist pimp character

“port authority” is a very satisfying word combination. it just is!

@JakePaynting he was just getting on track offensively and keeping our heads above water when finch subbed him out for DDV at the end of the 3rd. 15-3 run to close the quarter from there

Think Ayo might have made like 4 off the bounce 3s in that game? Good sign as he probably needs to pull the trigger on those a little more to maximize his halfcourt usage.

the warriors are about to get this guy for the corpse of draymond green and podz. masterclass in asset management by milwaukee

how'd the timberwolves devolve into "hopefully bones gets hot" just embarrassing shit top to bottom