
Scoop Magruder
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Scoop Magruder
@4Timed40393
Parody journalist with a real journalism degree. Covering politics, sports, and media nonsense with deeply questionable sourcing.
State of bliss Katılım Mart 2026
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@NYCMayor I have a couple of follow up questions regarding the egg for investigative purposes:
• was the egg over easy?
• was the egg scrambled?
• was the egg hard boiled?
• was the egg sunny side up?
• was the egg fried?
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It states right on the box that masks do not prevent covid.
Scoop Magruder@4Timed40393
@BethanyForTruth Everyone must do their part. Masking is more effective than natural immunity. Social distancing saves lives. Never leave the house, especially for fresh air. These diseases hide behind bushes.
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@BethanyForTruth They all are with their questions of the almighty science.
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@BethanyForTruth Let me guess, you’re anti vaxx too? Don’t get me started on how many lives the covid vaccine saved. Not to mention how the vaccine single handedly stopped covid and no one who was vaccinated ever had COVID again.
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I said it before and I’ll say it again:
I don’t care if the Black Plague,
Hantavirus, Ebola, Monkeypox, and whatever new bullshit they cook up in a lab all come back at the same time…
I am never masking up again.
I am never locking down again.
I am never living in fear again.
You can scream, shame, and doompost all you want.
My face stays uncovered, my life stays open, and my middle finger stays ready.
We did the fear thing already.
Hard pass. 😂
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@4Timed40393 @BethanyForTruth Why would you want to keep re-breathing the shit your lungs are trying to expel?
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@TammyVanLeer @BethanyForTruth Maybe. But it wasn’t so bad because he was vaxxed, maybe 8 times. If he would have done 9 he would have never gotten it.
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@4Timed40393 @BethanyForTruth Biden had it twice. Do you live under a rock.
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@Lelap26 @4Timed40393 @stoolpresidente Sabres fans have never felt any of this before so it’s natural for them to think this way.
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@TheBabylonBee It’s the American way. Freedom to get a great deal on a fridge
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I know @3YearLetterman is all over this since his bestie Taylor Swift was spotted at a Knicks game 👀
New York Basketball@NBA_NewYork
Join the movement while you still can Don’t get robbed while you’re at it 😂
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@BionicJd @WeaselHandyMan @AlaskanDadBod @0liviajulianna @BionicJd Delete this reply. @WeaselHandyMan has his own communication style and if you #cant respect that, that’s on you.
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@WeaselHandyMan @AlaskanDadBod @0liviajulianna This guy tried to start a # trend but he can't even spell one of the most basic words in the English language 😂😂😂
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I’d rather be a champion and gold medalist than play for the Giants.
Danielle Gill@danielledsouzag
In a world of Megan Rapinoes, be a Jaxson Dart.
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@katieporterca Do you drive a minivan? You haven’t mentioned it in the last 11 minutes so wanted to make sure.
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A Bar of Their Own, Minnesota's only bar focused exclusively on women’s sports, just scored national recognition. fox9.com/news/minneapol…
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@Bryan_aka_Baron @BethanyForTruth Maybe we should get @RepJackKimble in here for his opinion. He’s the only member of congress we can trust.
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@DrRitaDed The only white supremecists in this story were the fentanyl tablets
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