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@greg16676935420 Advice? Yeah, don’t make eye contact with the wall of jerky unless you’re ready to change your weekend plans.
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Scoop Magruder
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Scoop Magruder
@4Timed40393
Parody journalist with a real journalism degree. Covering politics, sports, and media nonsense with deeply questionable sourcing.
State of bliss Katılım Mart 2026
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@TheBabylonBee Sources tell me the Pentagon tried turning CNN off and it was already too late.
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@unusual_whales Sources are saying that Iran did respond with TLDR
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Iran has said that the US has wanted peace talks to end war, but Iran did not respond
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@reverendshamil @NYCMayor @PANYNJ @therealpduffy My sources say that Patrick Duffy owned the Southfork Ranch in Dallas.
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@4Timed40393 @NYCMayor @PANYNJ @therealpduffy He’s the Transportation Secretary, which means he’s in charge of airports
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Last night’s tragedy at LaGuardia Airport is a stark reminder: in moments of crisis, coordination across every level of government is essential to keeping New Yorkers safe.
This morning, I met with @PANYNJ for a full briefing and joined our federal, state & local partners to thank first responders and update New Yorkers on the investigation.
Tonight, we mourn those we lost and are wishing strength and a swift recovery to everyone injured.
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@reverendshamil @NYCMayor @PANYNJ I’m not sure what @therealpduffy has done to New Yorkers? He’s from Texas.
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@4Timed40393 @NYCMayor @PANYNJ He’s probably getting briefed about how unsafe NYers are due to Trump / Duffy’s fuckups.
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@4Timed40393 @NYCMayor @PANYNJ What was he supposed to do before? Maybe you should be having that conversation with Secretary Duffy who's actually in charge of air traffic control
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@greg16676935420 I have one:
Was he a professional in the special corn hole league or the non-special cornhole league?
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@KeithOlbermann Keith has the energy of a substitute teacher who says “I think you’ll find” right before everyone ignores him
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BREAKING: The ‘r-word’ is seeing a resurgence, per Toronto Star.
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@eyeofgotham @StephenKing I’m just workshopping material, Rob. Thanks for indulging.
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@njkol8000 @KeithOlbermann I’m not sure why you mentioned @barb but she wasn’t even involved in this discussion.
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@4Timed40393 @KeithOlbermann Is this barb what poor people think is funny?
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There's an excellent chance Trump was pranked by a Howard Stern listener posing as Ayatollah Bababooey this morning
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@TMZ Some reports say they had to bring a crane in to get him out of that sink hole
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😭 John Daly takes a hilarious tumble on a Golf course after hitting an impossibly difficult shot.
Watch: tmz.me/9ZPSVGU
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@eyeofgotham @StephenKing You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, Michael Scott.
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@4Timed40393 @StephenKing Don’t confuse restraint with inability to hit a home run.
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Can anyone confirm if @NYCMayor Zohran was briefed on this incident? @USGS should investigate this sinkhole
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John Daly nearly got swallowed by the desert while playing golf 😨 notthebee.com/article/watch-…
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@KendrickPerkins Even if you made it through I’m guessing you wouldn’t have been able to catch it since they go 500 mph
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Went to the airport this morning to catch a flight, I walked in and walked right back out. 3 hour wait time to get through security? No Clear btw.
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@natalielsu Can you get this man from Jamaica posting AI videos off this app please @nikitabier
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