Scoop Magruder

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Scoop Magruder

@4Timed40393

Parody journalist with a real journalism degree. Covering politics, sports, and media nonsense with deeply questionable sourcing.

State of bliss Katılım Mart 2026
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Scoop Magruder@4Timed40393·
@NYCMayor I have a couple of follow up questions regarding the egg for investigative purposes: • was the egg over easy? • was the egg scrambled? • was the egg hard boiled? • was the egg sunny side up? • was the egg fried?
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Kathleen Janoski
Kathleen Janoski@KJanoski50502·
It states right on the box that masks do not prevent covid.
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@BethanyForTruth Everyone must do their part. Masking is more effective than natural immunity. Social distancing saves lives. Never leave the house, especially for fresh air. These diseases hide behind bushes.

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Scoop Magruder@4Timed40393·
@BethanyForTruth Let me guess, you’re anti vaxx too? Don’t get me started on how many lives the covid vaccine saved. Not to mention how the vaccine single handedly stopped covid and no one who was vaccinated ever had COVID again.
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Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅
Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅@BethanyForTruth·
I said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t care if the Black Plague, Hantavirus, Ebola, Monkeypox, and whatever new bullshit they cook up in a lab all come back at the same time… I am never masking up again. I am never locking down again. I am never living in fear again. You can scream, shame, and doompost all you want. My face stays uncovered, my life stays open, and my middle finger stays ready. We did the fear thing already. Hard pass. 😂
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
I’m not sure I understand why Montreal is getting such little respect. Still pretty massive underdogs. Davey Pucks sees this as Montreal in 6 or 7.
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The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·
"This is for all those who paid the price for our freedom."
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Scoop Magruder@4Timed40393·
@katieporterca Do you drive a minivan? You haven’t mentioned it in the last 11 minutes so wanted to make sure.
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Katie Porter
Katie Porter@katieporterca·
As the only candidate in this race who refuses corporate contributions, I'm the only candidate Californians can count on to fight for them.
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
FACT: Bruce Lee was one of the best jiu jitsu artists the word has ever scene. But he could not have beaten prime Hulk Hogan in a street fight
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FOX 9@FOX9·
A Bar of Their Own, Minnesota's only bar focused exclusively on women’s sports, just scored national recognition. fox9.com/news/minneapol…
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@DrRitaDed The only white supremecists in this story were the fentanyl tablets
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
Posting a Memorial Day thirst trap is truly next level
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