Matt Pennig

@aaronlinde Hey did you know that you can register .dad domains and that a specific one is still available?

@johnnyrodgersis but can u imagine

strong opinion: trail mix should not contain seeds i am not a birb

@suchnerve @journeymanped Can you throw the code on a gist? Happy to workshop with ya if you’d like

@journeymanped no other way to automate this, i’m afraid

small bit of good news, btw: it’s janky, but i’ve finally figured out an effective workflow for subtitling no-subtitles TV shows & movies by using the official iTunes subtitles, even when those official subs are out of sync and/or all-caps rather than properly capitalized

@avalonstar One of our Daniels loves being on shoulders.

My buddy choosing to hang out with me is helping my depression.

@halvorson @candiwrites If you’re gonna do that, at least embrace the chaos and hyphenate Web-Site.

@beanders there are deviations from the game later and they’re all good

@katalogued Everything else is wrong today, so like, why not??? The only thing to criticize is that’s it’s not multicolor

@patiomensch He’ll catch his death of cold!

Joel, where is your winter hat? #TheLastOfUs

@mplewis I used to have that cat bed. Its resident never left because of the heated pad. Very good cat bed.

@markmahoney The fucking thing sold for $100,000! bid.hgpauction.com/auctions/8421/…

@joshnorthsouth my cats:

@muchnerve ...as in "that dongaloid can't turn around without knocking over my drink/priceless Ming vases/children"

thinking about how there’s a slur for people with big dicks and it’s “Dongaloid”

@MattLevy51 woo bruv woo

@MattLevy51 We’ve gone from some pill giving you an ad for a pop-up to a pop-up showing you an ad for some pill. What a world!

@emoberhauser @brandon_mn Genau

@halkyardo Touch snow—it’s beautiful out!

@MattLevy51 There’s only one way to handle those people. You stop what you’re doing, look them dead in the eyes, and then have eight more kids. Works every time.

I haven’t before seen somebody not give a fuck so hard

@patiomensch def

It would be pretty fun if McCarthy loses again at 10 p.m.

@muchnerve Such nerve

(threateningly) i’m gonna form opinions about you