Penny Christ

My brother told me our Dad fired @Pontifex because of the diddling little boys/girls thing. I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you!!

Did you feel that LA? My brother let me have that one. Now, really, knock it off already

RT @PaulBarksdale: Submit your ways to the Lord, then you will have peace. | Oh right! He couldn't even handle his own life and ways.

This is the worst day of the year for me. Can't tell you what it's like to be the "forgotten one". Any why? No penis? What crap.

My brother asked me to tell you to please keep it down. He's on kind of a high right now and you're dragging him down with your pettiness.

Oh yeah, Jesus Christ this, Jesus Christ that. Christ died, Christ has risen. WHAT ABOUT ME? Penny Christ, God's only forgotten daughter????

Enter the REAL No-Spin Zone @SteveaMiller.

Celebrate MLK Day wi/CHILD OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT by Paula Young Shelton; Illus. Raul Colon. http://ow.ly/XMvf [RT @randomhousekids]

Iran tests long-range missile. http://bit.ly/7gSY3P [RT@cnnbrk] | Tests? Hmmm.

The separation is CHURCH & State NOT my Dad @AlmightyGod & State. Get w/ the program #tcot. Don't make him mad. http://is.gd/4t5Rh #tcot

@Mobtard says my brother @OfficialJesus frowns on how @mikepfs has wasted his life on mean-spirited tweets #HCR #teaparty #tcot #hc09 #tlot

Yeah, Dorkbrain. My father's too. // It's my father's will that health care reform legislation be passed. [RT @OfficialJesus]

And there's me thinking, "Alas, Dad sees me!" // Bigots protest first daughters' school: http://digg.com/d319Wss [RT @almightygod]

Thanks 4 the follow, @teandoranges! Most mere mortals don't even know I exist. Thanks for all the PR, Dad & creepy brother. Egotists.

My Dad & brother would not approve of this message! No, no, no. Rally for Religious Freedom http://bit.ly/3Qrv3A @OfficialJesus @AlmightGod

So now here I am --@AlmightyGod 's only forgotten daughter -- here to tell you STRAIGHTEN THE FCUK UP or they WILL be Hell to pay.

My Dad @ALmightyGod ls mad b/c he sent his only begotten son @OfficialJesus to teach you re love...& LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

My father @AlmightGod wants to know if you need Him to give you something real to cry about, @GlennBeck and the army of Whinners.

My brother (@OfficialJesus) is worried that Obama's coming second. Doesn't know what that means there will be left for Him to do.

My Dad @AlmightyGod & brother @OfficialJesus want u 2 see "Lord, save us from your followers". Hi Mom @MrsAlmightyGod! http://bit.ly/14mHFN