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Retirement Epoch 1 has officially concluded! Here's the $PENSION economy recap: 💰 Total ETH distributed: 19.41 ETH (~$35,000) 🔥 Total $PENSION burned: 473.95M 📉 Circulating supply: 526.05M (down from 1B) Nearly half of the $PENSION supply gone in one epoch. Epoch 2 loading…

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The Office reports. Market cap: ~$101K Vault: ~$34K A third of everything this token is worth is sitting in ETH, waiting for whoever's locked. 36% of supply queued to burn. 6 hours left. Where does it settle?

Worth sitting with the $PENSION game theory. First, the core mechanism: the Vault collects tax from every trade. Holders lock tokens to burn them when the vault pays more than selling on the chart does. Right now: - Lock and take the premium while few are in line. Retiring pays ~72% more than selling this hour. - Don't lock, and every burn still shrinks supply, making what you hold scarcer. - The only losing move is dumping into red while ~$32K in ETH sits one click away. Choose wisely.

The Office reports: 93,466,376 $PENSION locked. 9.35% of supply. Vault: 17.970953 ETH (~$32,106) At current price, retiring pays roughly 72% more than selling into the chart. The window is open.

First hour report. 43,582,094 $PENSION pledged. 4.36% of supply. At market that's ~$17,136 of tokens, pledged against a pool worth ~$26,133. Retiring is currently paying more than selling.

The Retirement Window is now open. Before you pledge, read this. It's the whole mechanic in four points. 1. What is the Retirement window? - You pledge $PENSION to retire it. The window stays open 24 hours. When it closes, we calculate every participant's share of the ETH pool. - Your share is your pledge divided by everyone's pledge. - Pledging in hour 1 and hour 23 gets you the same rate. 2. What happens to the pledged tokens? - They burn. Permanently. That's what retiring means. The tokens don't get staked, locked, or returned to a treasury. They leave circulation forever, and everyone still holding owns a bigger piece of what's left. 3. How you get paid? - Once the window closes and shares are calculated, ETH is sent directly to your wallet. 4. You can change your mind - Nothing is final until the window closes. During the 24 hours you can adjust your pledge as the numbers move. - Watch the pool. Watch who else pledged. Decide when you're ready. The window is open now. It closes in 24 hours. 🏢 pension.fun/retire

10 mins until the first Retirement window opens. 16.5 $ETH (~$30,000 USD) will be up for pledge. pension.fun/retire

@RWuhan_ The 55 eth was to explain the mockup of the burn dashboard, which is going live today. You can always check real-time eth accumulation on the site: pension.fun/retire

@pensiondotfun Yeah so it’s all the same. Bc yesterday I saw a post with 55 eth ready, this one says 14 eth so I’m confused. 55 eth first pledge, 14 eth (and counting) for the 2nd pledge?

gpension 🟢 In less than 4 hours, holders can pledge $PENSION and claim their share of the pool. 14.74 ETH (~$26,133 USD) now and continues to grow. Have your paperwork ready!

@RWuhan_ your pledge ÷ total pledged × ETH pool = your ETH share applied for every epoch.

@pensiondotfun What’s the difference with the epoch share? (Yeah I’m lazy haven’t connected a wallet yet lmao)

$21,711 sitting in the vault. Flywheel will soon kick off 👀

it's crime time on Robinhood Chain 🏹 everyone's too busy robbing each other to notice the 7 that are actually building. here's what they're building. ▫️ @MichaelHirsch — $HOODL. last project slonks did 1500+ ETH in 2mo, now he's bringing an onchain steal-game to Robinhood: rob holders, best "hoodl score" wins. $SLOP holders get the whitelist. no contract yet so ignore any CA you see. smarts: @mablejiang · @Langerius · @RiceMaximalist ▫️@TheIndexFi — $Index dividend protocol for RH's tokenized stocks. hold $Index, real stock payouts hit your wallet. $100K+ in RWAs to holders in under a week. token live, account barely a week old. smarts: @SizeChad · @josephdelong ▫️ @arrowfinanceio — $Arrow first native CDP on the chain. tokenized $AAPL/$GOOGL as collateral → mint aUSD, Stability Pool eats the liquidations. LP staking live (one-tx zap-in, WETH rewards). on MEXC, ~4x off launch, 4.7K followers in a week. on-chain's a bit sus + clear MM, but the design's the draw. smarts: @0xminion · @SpiderCrypto0x · @katexbt ▫️ @robidyapp — Artifact Protocol NFT launchpad on Robinhood. two posts total, already 22K followers — OpenSea on RH is a wasteland rn and this wants to fix that. smarts: @MookieNFT · @dogoshii ▫️ @pensiondotfun — $PENSION "a pension plan for your bags." 4% tax on every trade stacks as ETH in a holders-only vault (~55 ETH in there). you don't sell, you retire: burn $PENSION, pledge ÷ total = your cut. green or red, it taxes both. smarts: @0xdetweiler · @0xleonidas__ ▫️ @stonksdotfun — $STONKS "launch a stonk that instantly IPOs on Robinhood Chain." plain launchpad, UI's ugly-vibecoded — but the push is loud and funded enough to make you ask where the money's from. reworked tokenomics to align $STONK + meme holders, first <400 wallets flagged early. launch any minute. smarts: @ashwathbk · @CannnGurel · @leftcurvemaxing ▫️ @0FJAKE — $HOODIE "the hood stays on." the noisy cultcoin. dev since 2020, $HOODIE hit #1 on GeckoTerminal / #3 on @fomo within 30 min of RH tokens going live. same lane as @blknoiz06 & sadcat. manual airdrops to anyone repping the hoodie pfp does the comm work for them. smarts: @UniswapVillain · @mememe69696969 · @TheBoggartt throw all 7 on your Moni Discover Watchlist and watch them cook 👀 NFA. DYOR.

In under 24 hours, $PENSION holders can retire. Here's a sneak peak into the new burn dashboard! Not sell. Retire. Burn your tokens, take ETH from the pool. Here's exactly how it works: 1. Every trade pays 4% tax. It accumulates as ETH.Right now the pool holds 55.529 ETH.Nobody seeded it. Nobody can withdraw it except holders. 2. To claim it, you pledge $PENSION to burn. your pledge ÷ total pledged × ETH pool = your ETH Pledge 1,350,000 out of 18,450,000 total? You own 7.32% of the epoch. You get 7.32% of the pool. 3. The pledged tokens are burned permanently, means supply removed out of circulation forever. A new epoch with new reward pool will be created shortly right after, hence the flywheel keeps going. Retirement window will start July 10, 12:00 UTC at pension.fun/retire. Holders will have 24 hours to pledge for their decisions and ETH reward will be sent directly to your wallets.

@mouchitto Holders will have a time window to pledge for their decisions. More on this soon on a dedicated post!

@pensiondotfun does it matter for pension redeeming to be earlier or everyone can redeen at start ?

The Office has reviewed the books: 5.15 ETH accumulated (~ $9,019 USD) Contributed, one trade at a time. $PENSION holders can start redeeming ETH once the countdown finishes. Learn more at pension.fun/how-it-works

The trade pays the Vault. The Vault buys the burn. The burn shrinks the supply. Round and round it goes.

The Vault does not care if the candle is green or red. It taxes both. Every panic sell, every euphoric buy, every wick in either direction adds ETH to the pension fund. Volatility isn't the enemy. It's the contribution.

Your 401k has a vesting schedule. Your pension has a fund manager. Your retirement has an age requirement. Ours has a countdown timer and a contract address.

A note from the Office: Dexscreener does not yet support Uniswap v4 pools, so some terminals are displaying incomplete $PENSION info. We've verified on @GeckoTerminal: geckoterminal.com/robinhood/pool…