Evans

@Demon_pharaoh1 @cagiago_ Bruno won what ? Silver plates? Y'all so dumb

@cagiago_ KDB won trophies lol 😆

KDB can go to hell man this is the greatest midfielder in prem history. 👑

@AndreyOnana Abeg still dey dere.. no come back

Proud to be part of this family. Mission accomplished. All the best.

@KoredeJohn73185 @Allie_szn Fr and dumb too

@Allie_szn Some ladies are stupid

She was scared for her life but she didn’t know the gun was fake 🍿🎥

@chasercole @BlessingCh73232 @kingwizzi_tweet Person wey be pig🐷 🤣🤣

@BlessingCh73232 @kingwizzi_tweet She didn't forget to ask for her transport, dod she forget taking her bath before leaving the house too? Don't ignore early signs 👌

"I went to see this guy and I stayed there overnight. We had a good time. We’ve been talking for like two months, and we decided to start dating barely two weeks ago. So I was like, okay, I’ve never been to his house before, let me go and see him. This was my first time going there. I didn’t sleep all through the night. He woke up as early as 7am and went to work. He told me where to drop his key when I wanted to leave. I’m the kind of person that is very forgetful. I forget things quickly, easily. When he was leaving, he told me, ‘Please help me shut my windows, because if rain falls, it will wet my bed.’ I had to tell him, ‘Please call me and remind me because I will forget.’ After he left for work, I just knocked out. I slept till like 9. I called him and I was like, ‘Hey babe, I want to leave, please send me money.’ He sent me money, and that was when he reminded me to shut the window. I had it in mind to arrange where I slept and at least take the food he got me the night before that I didn’t like and throw it in the trash because I’m sure it had already spoilt by morning. I had it in mind to do all those things, but I forgot. I completely forgot. I left his house without arranging the bed. I didn’t take out the food. I just left. He later called me and was like, ‘You left my house unkept. I came back and my house was sm£lling. The food you ate, you didn’t take it out.’ So I apologized to him on the phone and told him I was sorry, that it wasn’t intentional. He was like, ‘Okay, no problem,’ and we ended the call. I still felt gu!lty about what I did, so I texted him again to apologize. Later that evening, he texted me saying he had thought about it deeply and that it might seem small to me, but it was a big thing to him. He said he was no longer interested in the relationship since we had not gone far, and then he bl0cked me everywhere. He didn’t even allow me to respond. The same person that had been telling me ‘I love you, I love you, I love you.’ This is the first time a man is breaking up with me. I’m always the one that does the breaking up. Please let me know if I am wrong or right...” - Lady shares how her boyfriend allegedly broke up with her after she forgot to clean his apartment after visiting him.

@Oluchi_Utd @jehmy67858 Gbam!!

@jehmy67858 Go comot am for our trophy cabinet

Premier League titles: ARSENAL - 14 CHELSEA - 6 MAN UNITED = ARSENAL+ CHELSEA

@0panaa_1 @flames_28 Just dey play 🤣🤣

@flames_28 Respect yourself 😂😂😂

European trophies won Tammy Abraham — 3 Jadon Sancho — 2 Bruno Fernandes — 0

@bouj_aeee @premierleague @chi_chi_lully Lol....sit that out 🤣🤣 U definitely not seeing this again for the next 22 more years 🤣🤣🤣.... congratulations 🤣

@premierleague @chi_chi_lully They will know us,they will know our name ,they will fear us and we will dominate them! Hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤✅✅✅🤪🤪🤪🤪🥋😊🖤🏀🥳❤️😊✅🙈😎😎😂

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

@xexiboy2 @yabaleftonline Mumu...

Ned Nwoko threw his glory away and the political door to the senate got closed instantly. Reginal Daniels left with her glory. As a man, don't play with the glory your wife carries over your life. The glory of many men are tied to their wives. Yes, they may be succeeding but, the next door can only be opened by the wife's glory.

Ute-Okpu Ward 9, Ika North East Local Government Area of Delta North Senatorial District APC Primary Sen. Ned Nwoko - 3 votes Sen. Ifeanyi Okowa - 6,922 votes.

@Confidence_HQ @Officialchike 🤣🤣🤣

@Officialchike You pity the hole?

Pity My Soul!

@PresentKhoza @SimpPolice911 Accurate as hell...only a matter of time before they start asking for help

@SimpPolice911 Chase a girl all you want, at the end they want money. I find dating in this era meaningless, women are no longer looking for love, they need help

Instead of always texting her "how're you" and "how was your day" like the other boring guys in her dms, do this instead:

@HadesDamn @Shittu2050 @bigbrownson @FabrizioRomano I no surprise as u mention my papa , 😹 a very useless mannerless Orphan😂we will see nothing ozuor.

@pepperdem4nyash @Shittu2050 @bigbrownson @FabrizioRomano Your papa stupid as you lack manners, we will see next season

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed. Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon. New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

@HadesDamn @Shittu2050 @bigbrownson @FabrizioRomano You stupid or something bro? How would you compare too different people as one person....think man think

@Shittu2050 @bigbrownson @FabrizioRomano Ole that started good what happened to him?

@FireL0rdxx @Wizarab10 This type of guys will hardly give their guy a bottle of water to drink

@Wizarab10 Dear anonymous write I want to put out to you that God will make you suffer miserably for wasting resources you are meant to lift your guys and men around you on a whore . Esu Laalu ogirir oko will have your time, Ogun will visit you. Unfortunate human being. ONKR

We have a big mumu in the building 😭

@Sisera777399 @General_Somto The painful reality is that the cycle never ends . Most men will likely settle for less just to suit their ego l.

@General_Somto I’ve never in my life seen women so confident like Nigerians ladies,it now stupid cus u will see a woman who shiits in public toilet,who sleeps in a naked foam in one room talking with confidence that she can’t marry a man earning 200k..Men we need to start talking like them

“I Cannot Marry Any Man Who Works a 9–5 Job And Earns ₦200K. What Will ₦200K Do In This Nigerian Economy?”.~ Lady Says 👀

@JustKingss Dey play.. just dey plaayyy

As a man nobody will sleep with your wife if you never sleep with another man’s wife before.

@renoomokri E no supposed better for you 🤬🤬

It Costs £40 To Shave In London. A One Bedroom Flat Cost £2500 a Month. The Cost Of Living In Nigeria Is Way Better Than Many Parts Of The World!

@YahuzaAmadu @trigottista Mpagi

@trigottista Political prostitute causing chaos , jumping from one party to another. Why didn't Obi stayed at Labor Party? He lacks the balls and the impetus to fix his own party and run away.

Senate President Godswill Akpabio formally announcing to the Senate that Bayelsa Senator, Seriake Dickson, has founded and is now the National Leader of a new political party, the Nigeria Democratic Congress NDC ✌🏾 on the 13th March 2026. Make nobody make noise about “not duly registered” party

@Hordzynkent @Arsenal Stfu and win the finals 😂😂😂

@Arsenal They called us boring. They said we only score from set pieces. They called us cheats. They said we’d bottle it. Now look who’s in the UCL final: Arsenal. I love this club ❤️

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

@smacckd @AnyansoEzekiel @General_Somto Very very

@AnyansoEzekiel @General_Somto You are brainless, do you know that ?

Imagine Stepping Out With Your Brother… And Watching This Happen To Him Helplessly 💔😢 Be Careful Around Transformers ⚠️. Tragic💔

@WelBeast Stfu and pray you win the league.... Manchester United is the biggest club in England

They did a graphic for Manchester United qualifying for the Champions League but none for David Raya winning the golden glove. Noticing.