Kori

I swear the older and stiffer I get, it’s more dangerous walking past the sleeping toddler. One bone crunch and he’s awake and we’re all crying

Dear @golden1cu your new online banking platform is absolute garbage and the way you have shattered your account holders privacy is abhorrent DO BETTER!

@neondeception The wind in your hair!

Did roughly 150 miles on the bike today. Felt amazing.

@neondeception lol or you’ll get pulled over more

@pepsidrops Maybe people will leave me alone when I'm out there 🤷🏼‍♂️

In a year or less I hope to have a small van that I can drive everywhere. A bed, bathroom, motorcycle in the back and I'll be happy.

@TheLPGinger Omg LP sending good vibes and hugs Hope you get some rest and relief.

Send good vibes, had 3 seizures in one night. Also found out I was given misinformation about my medication was told I was at the max dose, not the case. So now hopefully I'm gonna be on enough, you'd think you'd have it solved after 12 years. My dad is getting into memes.

Dear @rayconglobal is there anyone who monitors your warranty department email? if so can someone please reach out to me? my bone conduction headphones are 4 months old and dead and i'm getting no response Help a girl out

Mayonnaise

I try so hard to be likable I drive myself nuts

@neondeception Yeah!

@pepsidrops Maybe. In dumb Missouri winter days it'd be cool.

I experienced ventral vagal rest. Not now. Months ago. I'll never forget it.

@neondeception You need one

@pepsidrops I don't. I had to Google it.

@neondeception Do you have an Oodie?

@pepsidrops That's the short version anyway.

@neondeception Ahh

@pepsidrops Couch potato and kind of zoning out.

Men in hi vis jackets with leaf blowers make me irrationally angry

@neondeception I’m easy to shop for! Just remember the 3 S’s Stanley’s Starbucks Snacks! lol but I know you didn’t mean me

I have zero Christmas shopping done. I never have any ideas on what to get for anyone.

You know lifes getting exciting when you’re searching for “couples Medicine organizer”

Go listen to my silly podcast

Honey put down your skulls and go to sleep

Sometimes I have nightmares and others I have catastrophic nightmares where all I can hear is Owen Wilson saying kachow

Next year I just going to wear a trash bag for Halloween Seems appropriate since I’m garbage