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@lindayacc 🤡

It’s an exceptionally rare thing – in life or in business – that you get a second chance to make another big impression. Twitter made one massive impression and changed the way we communicate. Now, X will go further, transforming the global town square.

did ayahuasca and realized my purpose in this life is to work for a b2b saas company

Prescient

@ariellec I think it also takes a couple weeks to get invite codes

I don’t understand how much you have to post to get an invite but if I am anything, it’s a poster so I will try my best to get some to share soon!

On Bluesky now! @ariellecastillo

Careful with the turkey! He needs feeding @JackGrealish

@mhrheaume @natez0r Maybe see a doctor?

@mhrheaume nice blue check

I just smoked the equivalent of 6 cigarettes and I’m still not cool :(

Grant me the serenity to outlast the Succession discourse (I truly do not care about this show)

I’m sure Elon was very pleased with himself putting “from Earth” on all the tweets. It’s a solid self-own for it to show up on tweets from space that involve SpaceX.

my support of the max app will depend on whether or not the update logs me out and i have to bug shreya again for the login

22/23 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆 3️⃣-IN-A-ROW!!! 🙌

@DanielleMorrill This should get you started cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3764-c…

@ProfScottWords “Life hacks” Oh you mean… advice

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

@sweetsteppers Yes chef

@peptalkofficial 4. Add parm, fresh basil, green hot sauce, chili oil, lemon juice, salt, and lots of pepper. Continue to blend. 5. Cook pasta of your choice. 6. Toss pasta with more parm, green goop, more lemon and salt and pep 7. Top with ricotta, or chèvre, fresh basil, etc 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳✅

Made the green spicy pasta again and it slapped again let’s fucking go

For the record he scored here

We ball #MarchMadness

Sobbing as I re-download PagerDuty