Perez Stilton

@Mike59765518 @MarisaKabas How IS it mansplaining?

@MarisaKabas How is this not "mansplaining"?

ok this video is literally the only thing that’s helped me understand the silicon valley bank crisis

@lcmichaelides Lol. No. No thank you.

@cracked @FritschieComic @amyschumer How the mighty have fallen @drmistercody @SWAIM_CORP @DOB_INC @katystoll

“I get labeled a sex comic. But if a guy got up on-stage and pulled his dick out, everybody would say: ‘He’s a thinker.’” @FritschieComic rounded up some of @amyschumer’s best jokes for the Hall of Fame cracked.com/article_37232_…

@broliviah Oh shit that is next level

Honestly, genius

@korin409 @iamChermac @VvP21760613

@SoozieCuzie oh for fuck sake

@BrendanSchaub @elonmusk @SanAntonioLOL @ImprovHouston

Now that @elonmusk is at the Helm we can post freely without being shadowbanned. Game on. I’m a free agent looking for a max deal no trade clause. Texas you’re up next! #OhheThicccTour 🤠 Thicccboy.com 🤠 @SanAntonioLOL @ImprovHouston

@kev_byrne_ RUOK? (i agree)

@donttrythis I think about you every time I dress to fly because you once said that nobody should be forced to look at your knees.

Also just to be clear I have had to hang up multiple times after waiting on hold for 20+ minutes

Hey @AmericanAir Nobody is answering my emails after my brand new golf bag was lost and then destroyed before it was returned to me. What do I do?

@MsMaryellen @arnoldlaw1 @JoeBiden "70, 75 whatever" Fucking lol

@arnoldlaw1 @JoeBiden 70, 75 whatever. Every word is true. Every last child going to bed in America hungry tonight is the result of Republican legislation you voted for created poverty from low wages to cutting food and school lunches. #1 cause of poverty is children . Your vote. Democrats help kids

It's a sad day for the country. Nearly 50 years ago, Roe vs. Wade was decided. Today, the Supreme Court of the United States expressly took away a constitutional right from the American people. Personal freedoms are on the ballot this fall.

@andrxxw Do you ever see people like Matt King, arguable show stealer from Peep Show, and feel a pang of regret that we’ll never see him portray Superhans again? For some reason that hits harder for me than mark or jez

@andrxxw mate you are criminally undersubscribed

@tqstormrider6 @benfowlkesMMA @chaddundas God dammit. If you get it, can I wear it for the duration of one beer? (roughly 45 seconds)

@chaddundas @benfowlkesMMA can I please reserve the scorpion bolo tie for an unspecified event on July 2nd?

@martyrdison Preach

can't sleep because i'm thinking about why healthcare in america is so bad

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