Mike

See what I get for sharing f-gottry! Imagine what could’ve been! 😭

@Eccentric0Eagle @alexalexlexi02

@alexalexlexi02 My Bf has made me one of these

Me & who??

@Mike33558 Half buried. The slips will sprout and I’ll remove them for propagation.

I planted a sweet potato.

@Mike33558 Somehow it was

I suntanned nude for maybe 90 minutes at most. I now have an even, golden complexion.

Update: former organizer and I just chatted again on the phone. It was just hackathon and I in no one blame the one organizer. Missteps were made but he was only 24 and in order for things to go this wrong, tons of people have to suck. I’ve never publicly shared and I thought now might be the right time to explain my experience in order for the community to learn since I want there to be 10+ incredible tech cities in America instead of just a few. Happy to answer some thoughtful questions to help the community get better

Husband and I tried Miami for 1 year after living in SF and NYC tech scenes. Very top heavy - mostly successful founders and VCs who go to live in their nice houses and aren’t out there being part of the community Tons of larping founders - I got invited to some “female founder dinners” and every single woman showed up dressed for a kardashian wedding and had obviously spent all their time in the salon, not building a startup The grifting is real - we won Miami Hack Week in 2023. The $10k prize money did not exist and it took 6 months to even get a hold of the organizer. He never paid. When the next Miami hack week came around, I tried telling 3 people in the community. Organizer told them I was a liar and that I had been paid. This bullshit would never happen in SF or NYC. Miami hack week seems to have a new organizer now so I’m hopeful it’s being better managed.

@marathonmasseur Nice! ☀️⛰️

First naked hiking excursion of the year to Dream Canyon was a big success!

@Georgie_KK @The_Hellenist @Eccentric0Eagle We won! 🙌

@The_Hellenist @Eccentric0Eagle Or just go ahead and train naked in the gym anyway

If you are going to exercise indoors with women in an air-conditioned democracy gym, you may as well come out of the closet because everyone knows you are gay. Straight men train outdoors, oiled-up, and naked—no women allowed.

@KHicksJr 👑

@LouisStaples @TheCut

20 years ago today, the Real Housewives of Orange County premiered on Bravo 🍊 What started off as a fly-on-the-wall docu-series about a group of five women and their families has evolved into a Zeitgeist-defining franchise I wrote about it for @TheCut!

@Bobbythirdway @PunishedBPHM I love how he films a FREE attraction and talks about “filtering” 😂

Vegas casinos literally added an extra zero to the roulette table to boost profits. They’re filtering for retarded cattle that can’t comprehend basic statistics.

Uber driver non stop pointing out every AV and saying how he could never trust one of those with no one driving. I’m in the back here wishing I took one instead so I wouldn’t have to hear him talk

😂😭🪦

the only dress code at Chili's is that you have to be dressed.

@Deadlydill And you're still on Twitter? 🤔

20 months free from porn btw 🙏🏻

@CoachPauI Reddit vibes? ijbol

Rented a place in St Pete for 3 months thinking the beach proximity would be worth it. Tried 4 gyms while I was there. The swanky country club, the hardcore bodybuilding gym, the YMCA, the Crunch. Different price points, same uninspiring energy. My girl noticed the same thing at her yoga and Pilates studios. Paid out the remainder of the lease to leave early because it wasn’t just the gyms. That energy was everywhere. Sometimes you optimize for time and energy over money. This was one of those times. The people in Tampa are more ambitious, more put together, more alive, less insecure. St Pete has Reddit vibes. And I mean that in the least charitable way possible. On environment: it doesn’t break you dramatically. It chips away quietly. Your ambition. Your sense of what’s possible. All of it erodes slowly enough that you don’t notice until you’re already a different person. Easier to stay, justify it, perhaps even quietly lowering standards to match… The guys I respect identify the misalignment, make the call, and move. Worth asking where else that misalignment exists in your life. Maybe your career, your relationships, or your health and how you look in the mirror. Every month you wait is a month you’re paying for in a different way.

@chanelayan Not the quinceañera read! 😂 💀

@CollinJHumphrey Not my taste, but hope the homeowners are happy!

The materials alone in this bathroom were over $15,000. When it’s completely finished, should I share the final numbers?? Just to be forewarned, it’s going to be extremely high.

@MakeMyneA99 @FloridaC100 @CNBC @BrowardCounty

@FloridaC100 @CNBC Miami and Palm Beach soar, while @BrowardCounty gets left behind due their entrenched, far left elected officials.

Related Ross CEO and Chairman Stephen M. Ross spoke to Andrew Ross Sorkin from @CNBC's Squawk Box today about why Florida's Gold Coast is the next great business hub. He points to a pro-business climate, strong talent pipeline, and no state income tax as key drivers. In the interview he also weighs in on the broader economy, private credit and real estate, and the surging value of live sports and entertainment. Watch the full segment: cnbc.com/video/2026/03/…

@YoungRichSkinny @GinaRealityTV 😂

@GinaRealityTV Yall giving Lisa Rinna too much....she's not Kenya

she would’ve: - asked about boz’s obvious grifter man and why she would risk trying to get pregnant - talked about erika’s man & rachel’s ex - asked about amanda’s cult by episode 2 - talked about kyle wanting mauricio back - made natalie cry - spilled about sutton & avi