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Grace Ryan***Antagone***

@perfectflaws518

Yes, Betty Bug Lady was already taken. 🙄 If you understand that reference, I already think you’re awesome. I’m just out here full of sarcasm and bullshit. 😬

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Grace Ryan***Antagone***@perfectflaws518·
@realbig_shak Not true, ex did this method for years and never once got me pregnant. We finally broke up and I immediately got pregnant with the next guy (now my husband) and he (the ex) got a one night stand pregnant with twins soon after. Even our bodies knew we weren’t meant to be. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Dr. Shak🩺
Dr. Shak🩺@realbig_shak·
If you are sexually active and have been going raw without any contraception aside from the pull-out method, and she has never been pregnant, well, I might have some news for you. You probably won't like it, though 💔
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Grace Ryan***Antagone***@perfectflaws518·
Good job WI! 11/24 Presidential election map vs last night’s State supreme court map. Some of those counties flipped blue! 👀💙
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Political Polls
Political Polls@PpollingNumbers·
Poll - do you approve Trump's second term so far
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Grace Ryan***Antagone***@perfectflaws518·
That feeling when your Independent voter husband tells you “I voted blue down the ballot.” 💙🩵💙🩵 Let’s Go!
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Grace Ryan***Antagone***@perfectflaws518·
@ladyorwhatevr He raped me when I was passed out, trying to get me pregnant and then threw me into the wall the next day. He knew I was getting ready to leave him and was clinging to anything to try to trap me.
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Molly Ploofkins
Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins·
Can you name every sexual partner that you’ve had in your life?
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Lakota Man
Lakota Man@LakotaMan1·
So, if Harris and Walz win, Minnesota Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan (White Earth Ojibwe) becomes the first Native American woman governor in U.S. history.
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Grace Ryan***Antagone***@perfectflaws518·
Whoever developed the “Old Bandage” flavor in the Bean Boozled game, I wish nothing but the worst for you. 🤢
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The Lincoln Project
The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln·
Honestly, Donald sleeping through this trial is the best possible scenario his defense team could hope for.
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Grace Ryan***Antagone***@perfectflaws518·
My son: How long until you get home? Me: IDK, less than an hour My son frustrated: how many minutes?? Me (also frustrated now): IDK, like 50?! My son: Alexa, set an alarm for 50 minutes. So, now I am in a race against time so I’m not a liar. Thanks Alexa!
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Grace Ryan***Antagone***@perfectflaws518·
Not even 9 am on a Friday and I could use a stiff drink. 😫
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Adam Parkhomenko
Adam Parkhomenko@AdamParkhomenko·
Hi please reply with pet photos we can enjoy this Friday evening
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
As I get older my tolerance gets lower. I often used to think, “this meeting could’ve been an email”, now it’s more, “this email could’ve been a thought you kept to yourself”.
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