Abel Perry

Pete Weber is him twitter.com/Olly1Unit/stat…

CORNGRATS to the Cobber offensive line, who was named the @702com Players of the Game in the football team's win over Hamline. The "Hogs" paved the way for the CC offense to gain 217 rushing yds & 256 passing yds. In the past 2 weeks CC has gained 922 total yards. #RollCobbs🌽

@CobberSID 3 things are guaranteed in life death, taxes, and @NoahJenson making plays

CORNGRATS to senior captain Noah Jenson who was the 702 Communications Player of the Game in the Cobber football home opener vs. Gustavus. Jenson had a game-high 14 tackles, including 1.5 tackles for a loss. He is currently 2nd in the MIAC in tackles this year.

CTE is a liberal myth designed to prevent boys from having fun

@CobberSID @NoahJenson Ryan got that dawg in him 😤

RESULTS: Ryan Jenson⬅️, Gabe Benson➡️⬆️ & Landon Olson➡️⬇️ all shoot 73 to lead men's golf on Day 1 at the Bemidji St. Invite. Jenson & Olson eagle the Par 5, 4th hole & Benson has 3 birdies. As a team, CC cards a 297 & is T6th. Day 1 Results: bit.ly/3QyhPmZ

@CobberSID @NoahJenson Darsh Vader doing numbers @ml_king28

702 Player of the Game! Tonight's 702 Communications Player of the Game is senior defensive back Marshall King who came up with 2 HUGE interceptions. He also had 5 tackles & 1 tackle for a loss. #RollCobbs

@CobberSID @BlackpoolFC @Cobber_Football White lightning is so fast he makes fast people look not fast

SCHAFFER 🏠 CALL! Dawson Schaffer shakes off multiple defenders & takes it all the way to the house for a Cobber TD! CC leads 7-6 with 11:20 left in the 4th quarter. #RollCobbs 🌽 #AllAboard

This is one hell of an ad from the Democrat running US Senate in South Dakota. The question is whether people will watch it and share it.

“I think we can run on ‘em all game”

Senior Spotlight!! #72 in your program, #1 in your heart ABEL PERRY (@perry_abel)! Some more fun facts include: he is the tallest Cobber on the team, he can do tremendous impressions of certain characters, and he can dunk a basketball (**allegedly**). #TogetherWeWill #RollCobbs

When you realize kickoff for game 1 is only 49 days away! #TogetherWeWill #RollCobbs

I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian. twitter.com/ImIncorrigible…

after mass shootings u hear shit like “we need more cops” or “there’s too much violence in media” when all that needs to be said is “this country refuses to deal with white supremacy” and until it does, people will keep dying.

Will smith slapping Chris rock for a joke like his marriage not a joke either 😭

Ketanji Brown Jackson has more judicial experience than Clarence Thomas, John Roberts, Elena Kagan, & Amy Coney Barrett had COMBINED. Anyone who criticizes her for “qualifications” is telling on themselves.

whole theater yelling "it's da bat!" and shifting into idle attack animations every time pattinson is on screen

Whoever invented “pet rent” is going directly to hell.

I’M BACK, BABY!

@Cobber_Football @JLBeedy Happy birthday Sam!

It’s the BEST HYPEMAN IN THE BUSINESS BIRTHDAY TODAY! Happy Birthday Sam! #RollCobbs @JLBeedy