perry champion

In the card game of life, you don’t always have to twist, sometimes you can stick! 🤔

@SarahLancsUK Thank you @SarahLancsUK simply smashing to watch, you made it, it’s own! 👏 #HappyValley #HappyValleyFinale

Goodbye, Sgt. Catherine Cawood. Thank you for all the tweets & follows over the last series of #HappyValley. It really does mean a lot. Sarah has been amazing throughout 👮🏼‍♀️

@BBCCountryfile little spelling mistake 🤣#settled

@farah_khan43 Happiest birthday to you 🎂

If there’s so much of a mention of a hosepipe ban this year, let’s all get together and kick their heads in! Never seen so much ferking 🌧️

For my first post of 2023, one of the greatest lines in Carry On history...

Shortest day today, bring on Summer 🌞 #shortestday

@SFeldo I think it’s passed that!

I’m a bit worried about our geraniums 🥶

Rest easy big man ❤️

🌈 well said Roy 🙏

@jeremycorbyn Who would pay for all these hikes, surely this is no different to inflation! Put wages up, puts everything else up! Put wages up, puts everything else up! Again again again!

Without immigration, the trains wouldn’t run, businesses wouldn’t function and the NHS wouldn’t exist. We will not end cheap labour by dividing workers and belittling migrants’ contribution. We introduce a £15 min wage, end zero-hours contracts & back striking workers instead.

The amazing Arkriders have raised even more money for Camrose!! Thank you so much 🙌

@SianStoreyArt Wow! My wife walked through the bridge yesterday! Amazing 🤩

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@glastonbury Sadly we tried, son and wife on two different laptops, we got nothing! 😞

Tickets are selling, but we are seeing incredible demand. Please keep trying - but please stick to one device.

@Dolbers71 good luck my friend for this weekend, not that you need it! #NYC 🏃🏻

@jayblades_ This was awesome Jay bravo 👏

@Peston She’s not bitter and twisted in any way! probably just a little wound up!

Do prime minister’s choose their podiums? Look at the difference between Truss’s and Sunak’s

I'll leave you with a picture that perhaps only middle aged Brits will understand? 👍 Goodnight - We're an odd bunch! 😉